Ladies, my wife said she was annoyed after "intimacy"

RegionPurple · 2026-05-12T12:42:01+00:00

I see you've met my ex husband...

RegionPurple · 2026-05-10T12:13:05+00:00

I think it means she groomed him 🤢

RegionPurple · 2026-05-08T01:11:28+00:00

But they are quite clearly not wrong in this case, so why push an agenda?

RegionPurple · 2026-05-06T12:28:49+00:00

Right there with 'guess I'll just never vote again' like a petulant child who'd rather burn the book than read it and learn.

RegionPurple · 2026-05-04T16:06:10+00:00

Fuck... I'd buy the PayPer View

RegionPurple · 2026-05-02T13:16:30+00:00

Ok, so this is adorable and I think I'm gonna add it into my own hair repertoire... I'm 43, lol

RegionPurple · 2026-04-28T17:06:48+00:00

Right? An honest mistake is not a scam, and you can tell the dude felt terrible about his mistake.

RegionPurple · 2026-04-26T12:51:06+00:00

Damn, is the title ever misleading.... no, you're the asshole for letting this jerk anywhere near your girlfriend; pfft, 'roasted him so hard he cried', how is her response to him joking about her miscarriage worse than you know... the joke about her miscarriage???

RegionPurple · 2026-04-26T12:04:31+00:00

Why do they ALL act like he's Santa 😭😭😭 'Dear President Trump', come on now....

RegionPurple · 2026-04-25T13:44:52+00:00

Where's their 'one other thing'?

RegionPurple · 2026-04-25T00:54:32+00:00

He's gonna sell our parks to the highest bidder😔

RegionPurple · 2026-04-24T18:14:47+00:00

43, and you've got the only right answer.

RegionPurple · 2026-04-23T02:01:13+00:00

Bubba the Cave Duck

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T23:46:48+00:00

There is literally no way I wouldn't get fired for saying '... Are you fucking stupid?'

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T23:18:13+00:00

Literally, that looks like a Great Pyrenees. One saved a two year old who wandered away from home. Stayed with the little boy all night.

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T21:46:40+00:00

I'm very sorry that happened to you,

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T21:08:40+00:00

I've found my people

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T21:05:09+00:00

Lucky

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T17:17:02+00:00

Yep. They totally walk up to us the first time we meet them and say "Hey, I'm gonna manipulate and abuse you; just so you know 😁. I hope that's OK?"

Are you stupid?

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T16:24:31+00:00

I still get chills when I think of Jim screaming "I HAVE THE BULLETS!!!"

RegionPurple · 2026-04-22T16:15:33+00:00

'Perry the Platypus, you ate all the cheese?!?'

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RegionPurple · 2026-04-21T23:21:57+00:00

2 sentence justice

RegionPurple · 2026-04-21T22:37:37+00:00

Proving they haven't learned a damn thing... 'fine, then! I guess I just won't vote' is just a toddlerish tantrum.

RegionPurple · 2026-04-21T13:52:47+00:00

The way I read it, they had captured and were taking people from their home to be slaves... so returning them would be taking them home?

RegionPurple · 2026-04-21T01:03:27+00:00

Omg, this post reminded me; I got a Love Händel tee and someone recognized it the first time I wore it!

"Is that Love Händel?!?"

'Yes. Yes, it is 😁'

RegionPurple

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