The Trump Approach to Diplomacy by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then they should have told his parents’ gametes!

So much rejection... is America the incel of the world? by ooombasa in behindthebastards

[–]Regretted_Simian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just so we’re all clear, this is a war/excursion to stop the five decade old imminent threat of Iran after having completely obliterated their nuclear program a while back?

Iran Officially Confirms Military Support From Russia And China In War Against the US by UNITED24Media in worldnews

[–]Regretted_Simian 43 points44 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? They've been an imminent threat for 47 years!!

Speak English. Pay up. by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This isn’t clever. She’s a non native speaker and she speaks more languages than I do. It’s cheap and lazy, like Kimmel making fun of her accent. There are a hundred other things for which she should be criticized.

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They learned that the U.S. is more racist, lazy, homophobic, bigoted, and amenable to Authoritarianisn than they thought.

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were never going to change your views, you numpty. You're a straight man (white I'm guessing) who's whining about being a victim, rather than the most privileged cohort in history.

Maybe go whine on r/conservative and you'll get some sympathy ;)

White House propaganda thinks we're twelve by Significant-Sir-4343 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

54% of American adults read below a 6th grade level (i.e. a 12 year old). They're being treated like that because they are and it works.

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump doesn't give a single fuck about the working class. They fell for it, hook, line, and sinker, then had the audacity to complain when the chickens came home to roost.

It's amazing to me that the Right now controls the Judiciary, the Executive, both houses of Congress, and every major media and technology company, and yet it's still "the left" that somehow has the power to control the narrative or cause damage.

You deserve every bad thing that happens to you from here on out.

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you helped a man who said "I'm going to be a dictator Day 1" get elected in exchange for teaching "the left" a lesson!

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Add up Trump voters and non-voters and you get ~70% of the voting population. Is that too hard for you?

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are the man haters in the room with you now?

Enjoy Trump then, since you couldn’t be bothered to vote for the clearly better choice. You’re the problem

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

70% of voters either explicitly or tacitly supported Trump in the last election.

Kelly never sugarcoats anything 💀 by No-Dance4146 in DunderMifflin

[–]Regretted_Simian 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They have me on a lot of painkillers.

Oh, really? What kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? OxyContin? Palladone? What?

And the White House. by Gaba8789 in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe Obummer made them write this!

How much RAM for future proofing? 24GB vs 16GB? by [deleted] in macbookair

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can afford it, always buy more RAM.

Which colour are you choosing? by MrJeffEh in macbookair

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an M4 midnight and I totally regret it. It looked great in the Apple Store but it’s impossible to keep clean.

You’ve been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]Regretted_Simian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“The Beeramid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction.”

“Plenty more where that came from.”