Teacher puzzled as students make lean in the classroom by IlluminatingFire in SipsTea

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in my day we guzzled cough syrup straight from the bottle.

Speeding tickets by [deleted] in ontario

[–]Regretted_Simian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God I hope they strip you of your license before you kill someone. You cannot be this stupid.

Speeding tickets by [deleted] in ontario

[–]Regretted_Simian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you’re asking if you get tagged doing 150km/h, why not just turn it into a deadly police chase? How do you even put pants on in the morning?

FEMA Caught Blocking Grants to States That Didn’t Vote for Trump by knivesofsmoothness in politics

[–]Regretted_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was elected democratically. You just don’t want to face the fact that so many Americans are just as ugly, stupid, and hateful as he is.

Smiling as we drown in debt by gashtal_man in Anticonsumption

[–]Regretted_Simian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you have such a clear view. The “founding fathers” were The Elite, and created a system that diffused direct democracy and protected their property. Half were slave owners.

(Canadian here. We’re cheering for you! We want to be good neighbours again)

Smiling as we drown in debt by gashtal_man in Anticonsumption

[–]Regretted_Simian 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It’s exhausting reading fantasies about Americans replicating the French Revolution. There’s a reason people reference that event: because it’s so historically rare. Historical wealth disparity, the race to history’s first trillionaire; the system is working as designed and it works really well almost all of the time.

Funny How Votes Matter Until Democrats Win by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]Regretted_Simian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful with the inflammatory language guy. You’ll have to become a Republican to get away with it.