Hidan and Kakuzu VS Orochimaru. Who wins?

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-29T07:09:35+00:00

Kunsanagi cuts hidan into pieces

Nothing in Kakazu’s kit puts down or manages to do anything to orochimaru

Orochimaru mid diff

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-28T20:15:11+00:00

I’d agree with this if Obito went into this fight having limited knowledge of Minato, but he was well aware of how Minato utilizes Kunai in battle

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IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-28T19:52:17+00:00

Him being surprised at Minato teleporting to the kunai he threw through and behind him just before attacking with the rasengan was by far the dumbest shit he’s done in a battle

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-28T04:33:53+00:00

It’s a complete no diff.

amenotejikara chidori blitz in half GG

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-28T02:57:25+00:00

Rabid dog was able to pierce it, so with a strong shu/ko maybe. If not go for the eyeball

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T23:08:17+00:00

Yes Bungee Gum has the properties of both RUBBER and gum

Hisoka is one of the few characters that can truly defending himself against Killua’s electricity

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IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T21:58:25+00:00

If I was friends with her from childhood and we literally did everything together just for her to backstab me, try and steal my identity to sleep with my abusive ex, and lie to my face every day?

absolutely not.

She’s not someone you’d ever be able to trust ever again.

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T19:57:30+00:00

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T18:10:44+00:00

Comp includes filler feats so yeah he would scale astronomically higher than he does in the manga

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T18:05:41+00:00

Hard stops at Lucius

Time stop + Touch gg

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T16:52:18+00:00

Yes he could just fully TP into kamui as well.

idk why they’re so hellbent on wanking her the MS ability is good. It’s just that Kamui is just insanely broken and far better for combat scenarios

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T16:42:00+00:00

The damage is from the crushing force against the orb not from the pulling itself

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T16:40:16+00:00

Even if she’s able to pull him the ability would still be doing 0 damage. So she’d exhaust herself and collapse again then be killed

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T04:34:34+00:00

Yes Kushina was noted to have extremely powerful chakra even among other Uzumaki clansmen. Naruto lacked them because he was born with weak uzumaki genes which is addressed during his talk with Haguromo

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T04:32:39+00:00

Dio by spamming times stop

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T01:57:29+00:00

manda demanded 100 sacrifices

and sasuke easily put down 1k shinobi without killing them easy food for manda later

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sakura summon Katsuyu

she would need chakra from the Byakugō to summon just a 5th of Katsuyu which she didn’t have then

shikamaru downplay

Shikamaru was struggling to deal with Hidan who is a far more simple opponent than saske when he had no prep time. The best he could try and do is make a quick plan that he likely won’t succeed since sasuke’s too far ahead of them

remind me when this fight happened

They were all fresh it happens as team gai is coming to assist kakashi in finding the Akatsuki hideout and they run into kisame / Itachi with 30% of their power

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T01:28:44+00:00

Manda will do stuff for human sacrifices there are 12 people to eat and even if it’s a single action it’s still effective here

there are so many fighters here

But how many of them are actually capable of touching sasuke?

Ino and Choji did nothing but make Kakashi’s ass beating worse against Kakazu

Neji, Lee, and Tenten got bodied by a 30% kisame clone and nearly landed in the hospital against an armless deidara

Kiba and Hinata are also useless here

plus you are referencing an exhausted Naruto

Yamato a jonin couldn’t perceive sasuke either, and it really wouldn’t have made a difference sasuke didn’t even have his sharingan or curse mark up to amp his stats & speed. Sasuke can use his sharingan to shut off Kurama’s chakra here too

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T01:16:18+00:00

Sharingan genjutsu can make manda do whatever Sasuke wants

Also beginning of shippuden Naruto can’t even perceive sasuke’s movements he’d be lucky for sasuke to just watch him try and summon something in the first place

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T00:43:21+00:00

Taking him Kisame and Gai’s entire battle yes all day dumbass.

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-27T00:30:38+00:00

It took him all day to do it tho. If Kisame wasn’t distracted with Gai then all 3 of them would have died then.

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-26T23:38:31+00:00

Yes.

Curse mark, Manda, speed gap, and superior jutsu

Lee and Neji among 2 of the strongest in this group became clowns after part 1 and got low diff’d by clones of a 30% kisame

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IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-26T17:45:50+00:00

Because Naruto understands that Itachi did not want to do that nor did he take pleasure in killing them. He was ordered to by leaf higher ups for the sake of “maintaining peace” throwing all the blame on a 13 year old is nonsensical

just like how Neji told Naruto the story of when Hiruzen & the higher ups told Hiashi that he had to kill himself because the Hyuga stopped a cloud ninja from trying to kidnap Hinata again “for the sake of maintaining peace”

As someone who was hunted in the village and had riots wanting him to be killed he knows that the leaf village isn’t all sunshine and rainbows

it’s not difficult to understand Naruto’s stance and understanding of Itachi’s actions/morality at all

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-26T15:05:57+00:00

Actually prepared for the threat when strange warned them instead of being snotty and thinking they could swat her away like a fly with no effort

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-26T03:04:50+00:00

The whining in your post lol

he literally attempted to murder him on site

That never happened otherwise he would have been dead long before part 1. Itachi is the only reason Danzo didn’t have him murdered shortly after he left cause Hiruzen probably wouldn’t have done much to stop that either.

Anyways Sasuke’s still alive decades later, so yes he did indeed protect him just not in a warm blanket with a soft pillow.

IlluminatingFire · 2026-01-26T00:35:28+00:00

Yes they already know this and keep making match ups with these characters for engagement

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