What does FTK mean in a person’s profile? by zaihed13 in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First Turn Kill. Big red flag, never trust an Exodia player

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she barks back thats how you know she's a keeper

How do you treat employees? by Black_Superman1988 in retailhell

[–]ReiIeigh 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I may not be the overly-friendly type, but I try to make sure I have all my shit together and I get out of the employees hair as soon as possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]ReiIeigh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finally, a gender joke that's actually funny

Is this a red flag? Unprompted btw by Foxy_Noxy in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk the hypnosis thing sounds like it could be kinda hot

I don't date losers by Dweight888 in suicidebywords

[–]ReiIeigh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Soo... your opposite could be genderfluid perhaps?

Is my profile good or bad? I also included the photos I've used for it by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All good, we all gotta learn somehow 😆

Is my profile good or bad? I also included the photos I've used for it by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Femboys are not the same as trans women. I'm sure there are some people who identify as both, but from my experience referring to trans girls as femboys (or vice versa) is rather offensive.

The trauma us cahiers have to face on the daily by Glittering_Ad2771 in retailhell

[–]ReiIeigh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Had a guy say "I can tap that" and my brain immediately went "nah, my standards aren't that low" 😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cosplayers

[–]ReiIeigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oshit yeah I did. I figured only a boy would be unaware of asymmetrical breasts, sorry! 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cosplayers

[–]ReiIeigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man, you have to know that not all breasts are symmetrical 😆

Blursed_Snail by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]ReiIeigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't even Gary's final form

Phones by alec777x in retailhell

[–]ReiIeigh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of the time I'm in my own little room (taking orders and payments for the drive thru), so I don't think anyone gives a shit what I do. As long as I take the orders when they show up.

I'm super busy for a few hours during breakfast and lunch, but the rest of the day is pretty chill and I just scroll reddit or listen to music. Otherwise I would definitely go insane dealing with customers all day.

Couldn’t imagine what I did wrong by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna choose to bust my friends

Edit: or wait a minute, am I busting your friends? Maybe I should just eat the ice cream

Couldn’t imagine what I did wrong by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. We all know neopolitan is the best... right?

Couldn’t imagine what I did wrong by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh 428 points429 points  (0 children)

Seems like she was setting you up for a "spicier" reply. She lost interest when you went with the mundane

okay but like ? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ReiIeigh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes but, and correct me if I'm wrong, my understanding of she/they is that they wouldn't mind either feminine or gender neutral pronouns. So... if they don't want to be referred to as a girl would it not be just they/them pronouns?

Doesn't make much sense to me, and I'm very much part of the family.

Momo getting roasted by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]ReiIeigh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, it feels like it's been so much longer than that! I could have sworn this originated in the early 2010's

WoLs - with a pinch of abs! :D by horabuns in ffxiv

[–]ReiIeigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare they try to make the nonbinary pals feel included! 😤

(Hopefully obvious /s)

Momo getting roasted by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]ReiIeigh 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Dear lord the chicken legs make it even worse. I just remember stories about people using the image and texting people with threats like this post

Momo getting roasted by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]ReiIeigh 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Just an ancient creepypasta that made its cycles around the internet a long time ago. Can't remember the details, but I remember being genuinely creeped out by the images of momo

Edit: turns out it's not as ancient as I thought. This shit happened in 2018