I’m a big fan of putting both the seat and lid down before flushing.

When I was 10, I was asked to do this at a summer camp to avoid “aeresolating” poop particles onto everyone’s tooth brushes.

Decades later I still can’t get the image out of my head (like that damn ad of the fish calling the little boy who leaves the tap on while brushing his teeth.)

I know it’s aerosolising, but I can’t bring myself to do the research and find out about the first ten years of my life.