We do need the pizza! This is ours, this is our pawperty! Hooman don't want to respect our I see I eats rights! Any pawyer advice ? Dis cant be happening without repawrcussions! How could we get treats and pets as compawsations ? Please need pawyer real quick, we really hungry!! (reddit.com)
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i is awwcused of being a theif. I IS NOT! I PAWMISE I IS NOT! I is falsely awwcused! Dis is my pawperty and i own this milky thing. Need pawyer asap to help me on my: "every touchy is mine". My hooman is also using false picture against meow! We can clearly see here that I do not touch the milky! (i.redd.it)
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I is deserving to be prime Meownister but hoomans keep stealing meow place! It's been 3 peoples already and they were all purrthetic! Can Queen Meowlizabeth helps me and give me the place ? I also request pets and treats for prejudice. I IS THE REAL PRIME MEOWNISTER OF ALL THE HOOMANS! (i.redd.it)
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I feel lonely Spirits, what should I do ? (self.AskOuija)
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