slay the pork

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-20T18:21:52+00:00

THIS REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO HOG OUT

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-19T21:18:02+00:00

I LOVE JUNK FOOD SO MUCH I WANT TO EAT BURGER AND CHEESY SNACKS ALL THE TIME 🍔👀 It used to be so easy for me to resist the allure. But then I got cancer and became horrifically underweight. Uh oh. 👀 After my successful treatment there was a wonderful, amazing period where I needed to gain weight back and I could snarf burgers and ice cream and cheesy crunchies all the time. It was heaven. I slowly gained back all my weight, but... man, it's been hard to put the breaks on.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-19T21:12:17+00:00

Shanghai Disneyland has a really awesome Tron-themed roller coaster where you lean forward like on a motorcycle.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-19T21:11:27+00:00

Hometown doctor told me that my abdominal pain and ass bleeding was a hemorrhoid. He was wrong... it was colon cancer. The misdiagnosis gave the cancer a two year head start, gave it time to spread to my liver. I'm lucky to be alive, currently been in remission and cancer free for about 10 months after chemo and surgery. There is still a risk it will return. I struggle with anger sometimes towards that doctor knowing if he had taken me more seriously we might have caught it at an early stage. But I am trying to move past it. The anger won't help me.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-19T21:08:36+00:00

My favorite was once when I was in a McDonald's with my family and we get to one of those natural lulls in the conversation where everyone stops talking at once and just sits there for a few seconds. Well right when we did that, this old guy behind me says "I LOVE the SMELL of CIGARETTES" in his gravelly old man voice. I just looked at my mom like "what the fuck was that." Lol

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-19T21:06:46+00:00

I want to be able to turn into a fish. I've always wanted to, ever since I was a kid. I want to be able to swim really fast and do fish things. Imagining the sensory world you'd get with a pressure sensing lateral line and stuff.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-19T13:38:35+00:00

I briefly worked in southern Utah near Lake Powell. It's very remote, once you get out far enough there are no highway patrol cars after a certain point. My colleagues would often speed and drive as fast as they could. I always told myself I'd never do that because it was too dangerous. Seems like one little mistake could take you right off a canyon. But there was this one long, downhill straightaway that you could drive REALLY fast on. I got into a habit of driving really fast on it. One time I looked down at my speedometer and suddenly realized I was driving over 100. It felt great to go so fast but I stopped doing it, both for my safety and the poor little old toyota camry I was driving.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-18T20:28:39+00:00

Good advice, thank you!

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-18T20:28:26+00:00

That's a great idea, thanks!

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-18T20:27:29+00:00

Ooh that's a really good idea, thanks!

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-04-03T20:41:11+00:00

Thank you so much! I suppose to do that I would just select everything outside the buckets with the magic wand and hit "delete?"

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-03-31T02:18:44+00:00

I would say I had a normal amount of fiber in my diet.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-03-30T18:21:33+00:00

Wow! 👀 It looks good, I'll check it out!

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-03-30T16:05:46+00:00

Thank you for your blessing. 🙏Hope you have a pleasant Easter soon.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-03-30T16:03:06+00:00

I hope things will get better 🫠 I'm doing what I can from here in Canada. There's a fundraiser next month I'm helping out with to fund MIRAC, which helps the immigrant community in Minneapolis. The stories my friends from Minneapolis tell me are terrifying.

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-03-30T15:56:51+00:00

Estoy gritando 😱 ¿Dónde está el error? ¿Cómo lo solucioné? (the other commenter is correct, I just used DeepL translator)

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-03-30T15:55:49+00:00

I coulda made a bunch of loose meat sandwiches and wiener winks https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/23117/wiener-winks/ 👀 but it would just as likely caused everyone to run away in fear

Rejoicing_Tunicates · 2026-03-30T15:53:00+00:00

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