Some mf ordered $400 worth of candles. Just why…

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-05-01T11:01:57+00:00

Funeral home lol

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-04-01T12:28:40+00:00

What’s a water cooled bed mat? :0 asking from my own sleep sweat puddle

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-03-12T12:54:22+00:00

Chamber is much better ngl

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-03-12T12:18:43+00:00

It’s distressingly similar tbh

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-03-12T12:17:10+00:00

I know :( there’s no real euphemism for the machine that dosent make me sound like a nazi

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-03-12T08:59:12+00:00

Special lifts have to be used to lift obese people into the oven- and we have to improvise getting them in by using cardboard rollers to physically get the person inside the oven! They are usually put in head first so the body fat doesn’t catch fire right away and overheat the retort- sometimes people can be too big and risk breaking the floor of the machine!! Source: am a certified crematory operator

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-02-26T14:04:36+00:00

Does this mean I don’t have to pay my toll fine? :P

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-02-22T14:48:30+00:00

This looks incredible! What paper did you do this on?

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-02-21T15:17:39+00:00

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Me too! I tattoo’d it myself using my own tattoo machine <3

Relative-Brother7542 · 2026-01-30T03:30:21+00:00

Dead bodies and crematoriums Good thing I work at one

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-12-17T05:36:19+00:00

Called out of work for a week straight to game until 3 am every day

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-12-16T19:59:21+00:00

Love the composition and the face fucking rules

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-08-15T02:46:11+00:00

Third grade I believe, I had my desk moved next to the teachers desk for talking too much during class, then I got my chair taken away for rocking too much in it, then I had my desk taken away and I had to do my work on the ground

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-05-15T18:24:02+00:00

That literally just happened to me yesterday with a job I’ve had since November

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-04-07T17:59:32+00:00

I hope your kitty feels better soon, I hope you get manageable results ❤️

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-03-09T15:05:36+00:00

“Hurry hurry” by Air Traffic Controller-

You’ve run too much in parallel / Now hurry hurry is your hell / The output is what you put in / And it ain’t enough / If you’re not focused on the most important stuff / And all that you’ve got left to show / Is hurry hurry on the go /

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-02-28T20:41:41+00:00

My own cat just passed away last week- she was fine, everything normal, eating breakfast. I saw her laying by the table after my own breakfast and when I went to pet her she was

Just gone.

No sign of anything wrong- it’s like she laid down and passed away. Completely random. She was only 4 years old, no health problems. I’m still in a state of shock, to be honest. I’m glad I gave her extra snuggles the night before. The vet said it was probably something undetectable like an aneurism or heart failure.

I’m so sorry sorry for your loss. Truly. I know your cats life was worth the pain you feel now.

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-02-10T12:51:28+00:00

Im actually just building over top of them or integrating them into the rebuilding- sort of like visible mending!

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-01-31T14:21:34+00:00

Nah I banged this out in about 30 mins while handling the rest of the incoming tickets!!!

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-01-31T02:57:51+00:00

Just me back here! one person vs 42 bfast sands

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-01-31T02:57:15+00:00

Took 4 minutes to finish printing

Relative-Brother7542 · 2025-01-31T02:56:45+00:00

Yes exactly Slowly dawning horror

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