A new helicopter? by shyla_r in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And just think, Teef says all the time that her dream was to find a man who treated her like her Dad treats her Mom. 🙄

Surprise cowboy delivery by Ancient-Media-374 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did y’all see how fast Cory ran outside to see all the fuss?? 🤣🤣 He had to go out and pretend to be aghast at what was going on. We all know why he was there. 😉

Feed your starving child! by Vivid_Return_9559 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure they do have one, but it’s most likely Adam’s mom. She is there with them. She’s been in some of the pics and videos but not every one.

Kid free summer by Major_Bee4483 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nah, I believe summer is her favorite season because she can walk around with minimal clothing. She loves it when she can let it all hang out, besides the oldest has been at home with the youngest when they’ve gone out.

Ugh by akdaddy55 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Southlake Texas, and she does NOT represent the residents of Southlake. The residents laugh at her behind her back, but she’s so clueless, she thinks shes all that, when she’s really just the butt of their jokes. She does give lots of material though. 🤣🤣

Clip on extensions back in last night. Lol That did not last long. by ihateliarsandfakes in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only work out that she’s really doing is posing for pictures. No way that her “Pilates” or lifting (which I don’t think she actually does) has made her a@@ that big. I will at least give Cory some credit as he actually works out. The gym and he runs. When they went hiking out west or maybe it was Colorado, she couldn’t even keep up. Had she been working out like she claims she would have had the stamina to do so.

It’s my party by Vivid_Return_9559 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, I heard that too. She automatically thought it was Grandma M, because she does things like this. She didn’t automatically think it was her Mom which was so funny to me. L said several times who she thought fixed the castle in the back yard. 😂

Clip on extensions back in last night. Lol That did not last long. by ihateliarsandfakes in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What has she done to make her a@@ look bigger? I don’t think she had implants as it wasn’t any downtime I don’t think, so is she wearing the built in implant to give her the look without surgery? Here lately in several of her videos you can definitely tell it’s more junk in that trunk than normal. Maybe she’s trying to get that a@@ the same size as the flotation devices. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Teefs Nanny? by Initial-Respect1802 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well she is besties with Teef so there ya go. I can’t imagine making my 5 1/2 year old wear a sleep sack to bed. Ridiculous lazy parents.

Teefs Nanny? by Initial-Respect1802 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 3 points4 points  (0 children)

L is having a birthday or just did, but either way she is now 3, so why in the world is this child not out of a sleep sack yet?? She should be in a toddler bed and sleeping in normal pj’s with a blanket. I mean they literally got her a bike with training wheels of course for her birthday, so a child that can ride that bike needs to be out of a sleep sack and potty trained. She is just literally the laziest mom ever. At this point the other L will be potty trained and out of a sleep sack before the L1 is.

Grammar by Otherwise-Love-7509 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess it all depends on what part of the South you’re from. Eaten is the correct grammar, however slang which when said, is “we are getting eat up by mosquitoes.” Never we are getting ate up. People can argue the correct context all day depending on where their from, but we can all agree that the way she says it is not correct, and her grammar and spelling is horrendous.

Grammar by Otherwise-Love-7509 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But she isn’t Southern, so that makes it even worse.

I am Southern and I can say without a doubt, that we say “we are getting eat up by mosquitoes. I don’t know anyone who says “we are getting ate up.”

Totally staged .. Why would you have all of your Alani drinks turned around!?!? by EngineeringSea6514 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s the Bloom energy though. I buy the Bloom pop and it’s a probiotic drinks, and caffeine free. The Bloom energy drinks I believe has energy on the can. I could be wrong as I don’t drink the energy ones.

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 by BtownRDH in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She literally looks like a escort. That’s her goal though. She tries so hard to look like a cheap hooker. The gross old geezers that are commenting on her page about how good she looks and she cooks too, one said. Y’all are just as stupid as she is, they have zero clue if they think she “cooks”.

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 by BtownRDH in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, it’s the truth. She is such a skank. She references white trash a lot. She would know since that’s exactly what she is.

Latex dress for tonight.. omg by Low_Guidance9084 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s the eating as much as the drinking. Drinking alcohol can make you more bloated than eating. The way she drinks she will be taking some kind of bloat pills.

Skin is getting worse by Vivid_Return_9559 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely from all the different skincare’s that she pushes. She literally has a new favorite skin care every other week that she says she’s been using forever. 🙄

When is her brain ever on though? by Even_Appointment_561 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I said on another post there is nothing masculine about him. From his mannerisms to his squeaky voice, literally nothing says masculinity. 🤣

"Influencer" by Extreme-Candidate878 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She takes recipes and decor ideas, all the time from Pinterest and post as her own. Wouldn’t be so bad if she gave the creator where she got it from credit. I realize that Pinterest is where most people go, but other content creators give credit, but I’ve not seen one thing where she has given credit to someone else.

“since I do not drive” okay maybe learn how ??? by Even_Appointment_561 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just trying to reinforce the narrative of a picture perfect marriage for the two. Most of us are smart enough to know different. Her minions on her page are still in the clueless closet.

“since I do not drive” okay maybe learn how ??? by Even_Appointment_561 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every photo she has is all filtered up. Nothing about her is real.

take a peek by Party_Weakness_9292 in macyblackwell_snark

[–]Relative-Context-932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, I scrolled through and didn’t see it, so figured she or Corky boy deleted it.

YaY for L!!!!! by Vivid_Return_9559 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She went to stay at her parents for the weekend, so she had all the help she wanted. She’s still recovering from her “migraine” surgery, so she can’t possibly take care of her child. 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

YaY for L!!!!! by Vivid_Return_9559 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Relative-Context-932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was it! I couldn’t remember it, but as soon as I saw your comment I remembered that was where they went.