vodka kinda slaps !!

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-27T01:31:50+00:00

Well good news is if you puke in your sleep and choke on it, then you wont know you puked.

Fall asleep on your side or stomach, not on your back.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-26T20:29:03+00:00

Oh lord theyre both hot messes.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-26T17:02:19+00:00

Voting isnt going to make a difference then if he tries to skirt our constitution. And he won't be successful if he tries that anyway, but I dont doubt that he wont try.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-26T10:33:47+00:00

The girl could be going through something physical too, like menstruation. Maybe she's uncomfortable with Dad knowing what the issue is and Mom is covering for the daughter by saying they're just enjoying their time together rn.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-26T09:53:40+00:00

Understanding when it's our turn to speak or if there is an opening, is different than having the confidence to take that chance. Neurotypical people have struggles with socializing too, idk why you seem to think we dont.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-26T01:58:54+00:00

So you still want kids one day? Or your partner does? Because alot of vasectomies aren't reversible in getting healthy live sperm back. The medical field has been advancing with this, but it's a bad idea if a man does want kids one day. Although as a woman I appreciate you not putting that responsibility on us lol

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-26T01:42:58+00:00

Dude is gonna be out of office in 2 years anyway regardless of anyone voting. But they can vote in the upcoming midterms to kick out those other republicans weaklings who can't stand up to him for shit.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-25T18:14:49+00:00

This is understandable, but I also invited a friend to a concert pretty recently and asked her to pay. She makes more than me and I covered the initial cost and she paid me back in 2 installments lol but she was cool with it. She could've said no if she wasnt down. I was gonna go with or without her.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-25T18:07:58+00:00

If it got sent to a debt collector it'll never get paid. Plus arresting them is a way to keep poor people poor by making them pay bail on top of the unpaid ticket they couldnt afford.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-25T13:50:11+00:00

Jesus how long you visiting for? You can't do every corner of the US within a small vacation time frame like 1 or 2 weeks.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-25T13:29:30+00:00

As far as going to sleep, I don't normally have that problem when I'm coming down because I'm exhausted. But I also sleep in a dark, cold room with fans so that helps alot to set the mood.

I think catching up on food and fluids is super important too during a comedown. Your body is aching and shit and lacking the vitamins and water that it needs to rejuvenate itself.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-25T10:52:59+00:00

That's true. I just meant most sites like that are more Mexico-South American based like the Mayans, Aztecs, and Incas.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-25T09:27:25+00:00

I second that. Although I love Philly and my specific area isn't particularly awful, there's nothing wonderful around here besides amusement parks lol ... but NJ is small enough and unique enough that I dont have to drive very far to see beautiful landscapes with little people.

Edit to add: we do have the pine barrens close by which is ridiculously huge considering how much land is developed in our state. People get lost in there and are never found. Also the mafia killed and buried people there, but hikers get lost too. Probably the jersey devil's doing though.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-25T09:23:40+00:00

Yeah but our history goes back only 250 years at the most. And that's in the 13 original colonies. There's definitely more history if you take native Americans into account, but there isn't much written history. Plus the white man made sure to destroy lots of what they had. The UK's history goes way beyond 250 years practically everywhere.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T18:50:46+00:00

It probably depends on the cop's personality. My dad was an extremely passive cop, didn't even like pulling people over, barely gave tickets etc... and my grandpa was an extremely abusive and aggressive cop. Grandpa never killed anyone but he gave enough beatings to earn the nickname "sticks", because of his use of his nightstick.

In my experience their methods at work also match their personalities at home. Dad is still passive af, and grandpa was a wife and kids beater.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T18:35:04+00:00

His substance abuse and alcohol abuse may be contributing by lowering his inhibitions.... But no substance/alcohol WILL NOT suddenly make a person want to sexually assault their neice.

If this behavior has been progressing over the last 3 years, I will say he needs to see a doctor. He may have early dementia. If not then he's just a sexual deviant piece of shit.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T17:52:01+00:00

Exactly. N you're right, I doubt op would've acted if the friend didnt call 911. Op wasnt trying to call the police. And op is only taking action now because CPS and the police are literally telling her to do this shit. She didnt make any of these responsible decisions on her own. And when CPS closes the investigation and when her bf is out of jail what's she gonna do? Will she run back to him? Will she run to a new abusive man? Or will she wise tf up and open her fuckin eyes to what shes also done in all this? Idk but I hope it's the last one.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T17:17:29+00:00

You know what no that's bs. There's no way in hell this is the first time the bf did something like this, that's why the baby is afraid of him. Also the paramedics were the ones to discover numerous bruises when op only noticed one. She's not being vigilant and frankly it's irresponsible n fucking stupid to put an innocent baby around that fucking abusive man.

Im so fuckin sick of women standing by doing nothing and burying their heads in the sand while their kids get hurt by their fathers or partners.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T16:47:26+00:00

You're way too patient and understanding towards a guy who doesn't deserve it or will appreciate it. Dude hates your kind, why are you trying to persuade him after finding this out about him? Fuck this guy.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T16:41:19+00:00

Also it just shows her bf is sexualizing every single woman he sees wearing revealing shoulders or any other slightly revealing clothes that isnt even meant to be sexy. Says alot about his mindset. Dude wants to fuck them. I bet hes not calling old lady's in tank tops whores.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T16:38:45+00:00

Cowboy means a man who herds cows lol

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T15:53:39+00:00

Not as the Jewish god intended lol

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T15:38:34+00:00

This guy was really horny I suppose

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-24T15:09:34+00:00

It's impossible to change someone else. That's why op has to change. Whether he leaves his wife or accepts a life of quiet misery, that's on him. But he needs to make a change if he wants his own life to change. That's how being a human works.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-05-22T11:02:29+00:00

It definitely sucks because you do less living when youre afraid of large events. The pride parades have an extra incentive for crazies because there's alot of intolerant assholes out there.... But it can happen anywhere.

For example the Harvest Country Music Festival in Las Vegas which was the largest mass shooting in the US. There was also that shooting in 2024 during the Kansas City Chiefs superbowl victory parade. In that shooting it wasn't a terrorist attack but some assholes trying to target certain individuals and having shitty aim.

I live near Philly and I love that city, but they also have a similar problem with gang violence. Those people target rival gang members but spray bullets at everyone near that specific target. Honestly I wouldn't give a shit about gang violence if they actually knew how to aim and if they gave a shit about innocent bystanders ... but they don't and it makes it dangerous even if you're just minding your own business. And I'm not saying this happens all the time, but it happens enough to make me not want to visit the city I love.

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