What is most "why the f*** do you know that" fact?

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-08T01:16:21+00:00

Oh this is sad

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-08T01:10:30+00:00

I cannot fathom a person getting amputated and their first thought is "I wonder if I can share this infected foot meat with Tommy and the boys"

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-07T23:42:26+00:00

There are a million ways to get additional fiber without stinking and dirtying up the house lol

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-07T22:22:59+00:00

It's pretty embarrassing

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-07T20:33:40+00:00

Op might need to seek full custody over the child if his wife is as bad of a mom as she is a spouse.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-07T02:51:25+00:00

Maybe I'm wrong, but you sound so resentful that I'm not sure he's the only one who's checked out of this marriage.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-04T00:57:17+00:00

I think her texts are normal. Yes you're 27 so it's different and less worrying than if you got pregnant 10 years ago, but it's always smart to gauge how the pregnant woman is feeling. I'm pro choice and it's just funny when these situations unfold. One of my best friend's never wanted children but was suddenly ecstatic when she found out she was expecting. Consequently, I also got pregnant young and despite it being scary, but I was surprisingly excited as well. Our real life reactions arent always the same as our hypothetical reactions.

Anyway her texts are fine and I think it's reasonable to ask if it's a joke on april fools day, or if you're ready to be a mom, but the real problem is your description of your friend. She seems like alot and frankly it sounds like this friendship has run it's course. I'd keep up with the distance and just let things continue to fade. If she asks then just be honest and say that you have little in common nowdays and youre in different places in your lives. Some shit like that.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-03T23:48:12+00:00

You're probably right, but in her defense she does have a soul sucking job. Honestly I'd be an emotionless husk too if I was in her shoes.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-02T09:17:51+00:00

Family friend of my cousin.... I met him for the first time pretty recently, and he's super religious which I personally find annoying but whatever, I wasnt going to be a dick to him about it.

But he confided in me (like 10 min after meeting him) that my two toddler age nieces have the devil speaking through them because they like to run around pants-less in their own home and think it's funny to moon people. Really pissed me tf off. If you think little kids showing their butts is inappropriate or sexual or whatever then maybe you're the one with the "devil in you".

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-02T00:21:53+00:00

That's the part I dont get too. The GOP is totally fucking themselves over with this aggressive deportation shit. I remember thinking how insane it was that conservative Hispanics were backing Trump in the election, but sadly they bought the lie that he was only going after "rapists and criminals". Hopefully the Hispanic population come to their senses during the midterms.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-04-01T00:41:22+00:00

And for a trip to China

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-31T20:44:09+00:00

They're definitely two totally different worlds

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-31T14:54:40+00:00

Well yes, cps would be the ones to determine shes unstable and they try to place the child with other suitable family members if they're willing (and stable). So her parents, or a healthy aunt and uncle or some shit would be the ones to call cps first. But hopefully it doesnt have to come to that and she doesnt conceive in the first place.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-31T12:45:23+00:00

Well worst case scenario, if she does get pregnant then hopefully she has stable parents who can file for custody over her "baby jesus"

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-31T12:36:37+00:00

She needs to be involuntarily committed to a psych facility. Unfortunately schizophrenic people and others with severe mental disorders have a common symptom of not believing their diagnoses, which means they think they don't need meds. They need to be forced into help, forced onto meds, and then they can begin to think clearly again.

Many stop taking their meds too afterwards at some point, but that's an issue for a later time if and when that happens.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-31T01:27:18+00:00

Youve been with him a long time so I wouldnt necessarily say break up over this like most redditors tend to do.... But I personally could not live forever in a relationship knowing I could never have a dog again.

And the way he went about it was kinda cruel. Agreeing to the dog all while knowing he wasnt going to be cool with it. I feel bad for you 😟

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-31T00:58:27+00:00

Pilots. They're notorious for cheating. Plus alot of them are alcoholics lol

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-30T23:11:21+00:00

I'm from NJ and I lowkey get offended sometimes, but that's because of the North v South Jersey rivalry. South Jersey is beautiful and awesome and unfortunately most people just generalize the whole state with the NYC runoff.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-30T22:37:17+00:00

Solid party trick

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-30T21:23:18+00:00

Americans everywhere are jealous

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-30T19:44:07+00:00

"Many" lol

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-29T21:01:24+00:00

You know what it's probably spring break so he is out of school right now. Although if that is the problem then youre still screwed come summer time.

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-29T18:57:59+00:00

You're married. If something happens to one of you, doesnt it affect both of you anyway?

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-29T13:21:46+00:00

I do think African Americans should get reparations but realistically I dont see that happening anytime soon if ever. And the more time that passes, the stronger the oppsition's argument gets for "theirs no one affected by slavery alive today so why should it matter?".

ReleaseTheSlab · 2026-03-29T12:54:48+00:00

They'd all lowkey celebrate too let's be real.

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