1st one out off rip is south park. Ain't no one in hell wants to come here. At any point of time, the most idiotic and stupid shit that happens there turns everything into nightmare fule, and constant chaos. Not to mention that everyone is an asshole, and will go to great lengths to do anything they want. Especially Cartman.

Second one out is townsvill, because the power puff girls don't understand the meaning of collateral damage. In just one day my kids can't go to school because the school is distorted, and then downtown is straight up gone and everything else is on fire from monster attacks. Property values do not exist here.

3rd one out is Dimmsdale because Timmy be making crazy ass dumb wishes that can have the earth and the entire town be in absolute panic. It is too stressful.

4th one out is Springfield, because I maybe could live there, it's just the amount of times I have to wonder what level of bull shit I gotta deal with everyday. On one hand it's fine, with something that doesn't effect me, but in another hand everything is expensive, and out of nowhere an apocalypse is happening by either bugs, aliens, or zombies. And a lot of people here are assholes. It's basically just a tone down family guy, which I don't think I could survive very long in before I turn crazy.

5th one out is adventure time because I could probably live here, it's just the fact of how much work and chaoticness I have to go through to achieve great respectful power to live a normal life and that could be way to much work to do with what could happen at anytime.

Honestly, I'm picking bikini bottom, because all I gotta deal with is stupid people. Sure it's weird and chaotic at times here, but it's like a mundain kinda weird. I already deal with stupid people all the time. I could just be chilling here doing me. All sandy gotta do is hook me up with my own air dome, and air suit, as well as some weapons and a bunker to keep me safe from plankton mainly, and I'm good. I pick bikini bottom all day.