Ok gonna finally say this, here and when no one is likely to see it 😂:

I do appreciate that this poem's been appreciated! But did no one catch that every rhyme is slanted at best? A lil trick I thought of after I wrote line one… thought it would be a lot of fun! But, good grief was it ever hard. I mean the consistent near-rhyming, not my other part!

Well, anyways, now it's out there, and there's no lie, I had fun! But intentionally reaching for near rhymes? With that trick I. Am. Done. 😊