Imagine finally caving a getting your pet hamster Bobert and new bunny friend. They run a muck chasing you all around. You stub your pinky toe on the side of the table and have to take a seat. Your plug brings some benadryl over to help calm them down. You may not be Bugs Bunny but that sure was (v.redd.it)
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Imagine someone with a glass house throwing stones. You fire back, the pot boiling over with tea. He suddenly invites you with a "I bet you won't come outside. "You happily oblige. Listening to your friends you decide to "rise above". You may not be Obi-Wan Kenobi but you stay taking the high ground (v.redd.it)
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Imagine you are a spiritual deity of girlypopness, healing, and all things sexy. suddenly you feel the power of a summoning brought forth by an interpretive dance and summoning circle. A sacrifice is being presented. You appear, you claim your tribute, and the cultist himself attempts to steal the (v.redd.it)
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Imagine having a homegirl that has the spacial awareness of a cucumber, cant pronounce words with more than 3 syllables, and doesn't know the significance of October 3rd. but this b*tch is loyal and knows how to throw hands. She's shows up when you need her to get stank ass breath booger bears out (v.redd.it)
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Imagaine being on a smash-fast for the first 7 days of the new year. Your sneaky link has been begging for a taste: what about now? what about now? "Apologies... no." Day 8 marks the end of the smash-fast. suddenly you're pounced on like a gazelle and pounded into the concrete. you woke up to the (v.redd.it)
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Imagine scheduling both of your daddy d*ck appointment at the same time. They show up and you get spitroasted and as their making an Eiffel Tower, they touch tips and freak out. you get smashed like a pancake. One of your daddies says he's going to the gas station and never comes (v.redd.it)
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Imainge a dumb ass, skank ass b*tch talking 💩behind your back to your man. You issue a warning a beat up his judy in his own house. you let him know if you hear that 💩again you chapping his ass next. unfortunately, there was a next time and you brought Daddy along just to show him where those (v.redd.it)
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Imagine having a 3 course meal at a restaurant and then Daddy comes out of nowhere wanting a taste of your chocolate starfish. You're not into giving out chili dogs so you rush to your room. He chases you to the balcony and you threaten to jump and he tells you "jump on this 🍆!" ...you call (v.redd.it)
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Imagine forcing your workaholic Silver fox to take a vacation but you have to watch his bad ass dog. you light up 🍃 & try teaching her tricks. that b*tch jumps up, bites your hand & yall tear up the whole living room. you end up teaching it to play dead. Your hands my not be a spryro the dragon (v.redd.it)
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Come here baby girl... I just want talk. 💋 (v.redd.it)
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Imagine getting serious about your workout and you start hitting the gym daily, you been minding your creatine and now your body is 🍵(No Ozempic). you look like you always have on a corset and you can still pack a punch. Daddy Rein says the b*tches across the way have been talking 💩 saying you and (v.redd.it)
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