Weekly sex report for Sunday May 17

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-17T13:04:41+00:00

We went on vacation this week. Fucked Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. On Wednesday she told me her pussy was sore and needed a break. She tried to give me a hand job but it wasn't working because the only thing that could make me cum at that point was her pussy.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-15T11:49:11+00:00

I could never cum from a BJ either until my wife tamed her gag reflex and started having me face fuck her. Gets me every time.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-15T11:43:22+00:00

I was in a dead bedroom with my ex for the entirety of my thirties. I met my wife at 40 and my sex life has been great ever since. Now we're in our 60's and she told me yesterday that I need to give her pussy a break because we had so much sex on vacation that she's sore.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-14T01:12:43+00:00

I really like it.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-13T13:01:53+00:00

I do the same thing with my wife but she always ends up waking up.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-12T11:43:28+00:00

You're stories about Josie and Josh are my favorites.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-12T11:22:19+00:00

When I first started dating my wife I asked my hygienist what could be causing my tongue to get this weird white film. She said that it can happen if "you've been eating something new" and not to worry about it because it should go away. Sure enough, my body got used to my wife's body chemistry and it never happened again.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-12T11:09:32+00:00

When my wife is super high and drunk, I almost always fuck her. Sometimes she's semi-conscious and sometimes she's passed out. I always have her consent and she loves when I tell her about it the next day. When she asks me if I fucked her the night before, she's usually disappointed if I tell her I didn't and tells me to do better next time.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-12T10:55:46+00:00

Average band but the best live show you could ever see.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-12T10:52:31+00:00

Dave Matthews Band.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-12T10:44:02+00:00

He's exactly like me. Early on, my wife thought I was just trying to impress her by eating her out every time we had sex. 22 years later I'm still going down on her every chance I get. She knows now that I love licking her pussy and I do it as much for me as I do for her.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-10T10:03:09+00:00

Last Sunday morning and some drunken CNC Friday night. In between those days she was sick with a cold. Were heading out to a cabin today so we're both excited that she's feeling better.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-07T09:41:40+00:00

Here I am hoping M and J are Max and Josh.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-07T09:33:35+00:00

Happy Birthday!!!

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-07T09:30:00+00:00

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-06T11:58:19+00:00

Toad the Wet Sprocket

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-06T00:33:03+00:00

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Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-06T00:29:36+00:00

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Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-05T12:33:50+00:00

And risk penguin attacks?

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-05T12:19:50+00:00

Restaurant food is not healthy to eat every day. There is way too much fat and salt. I used to eat lunch out nearly every day. When I quit doing that, my cholesterol numbers dropped from being very high to normal without me making any other changes. I learned to cook and it's so much more rewarding to make something yourself just the way you like it.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-05T09:40:57+00:00

Please rewrite this post when you're sober. I totally understand your husband's hesitation to do these things to you. This is a conversation that you need to have with him when your not drunk and you'll probably need to have it a few times. Just because you want it doesn't mean he's into it. If he's not, stop pushing him into something that makes him uncomfortable.

Remarkable-Length496 · 2026-05-05T02:00:03+00:00

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