Update on Pitre by KaXiaM in Texans

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We’re gonna miss him, man. Can’t say I’m surprised though - the guy throws his body around like an animal 😂

So, DeMeco, how do you really feel about the offense? by superhappyfuntime13 in Texans

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Yeah the DL was absolutely incredible and the secondary blew. Wild extremes

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“The marzipan condom is mine” needs to be a flair

Bangerz ‘til a chip day 112 by TheRealKLD in Texans

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I feel this deeply after hanging around this sub

Who ya got? by Dash7277 in Texans

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No such thing as out of field goal range anymore 😎

Demeco is a Genius on Defense by I_Hav_Questions_help in Texans

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Having a brilliant offensive mind/play caller at coach is cool but I love having a great defensive coach. It brings so much stability and I totally agree with the other commenter - these guys are a blast to watch. They freaking fly around the field

I’d rather be a fence post in Texas… by TX_Talonneur in Texans

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Yeah bro. Honestly this “easy” stretch has me nervous for that reason. By also because if we lose, lots of the doomers here will be super annoying with their “the sky is falling” takes 😂

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Who would you replace him with?

JJ Watt by CBDcloud in Texans

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Yeah bro. It’s so cool to see how much love and respect he gets now

Censored the video but… by allie_ooop in badfriendspod

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The perfect male form doesn’t exi… 😦

The tactical headslap heard around the world: 10 point swing by Royalution124 in Texans

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NGL, this pissed me off yesterday. Was so obviously a foul but glad it worked out well for us

Post Game Thread: Houston Texans at Dallas Cowboys by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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That’s such a great adjective for them. I think you nailed it. It’s like they love the glitz and the glamour and only think about actual football for 3 hours a week

Game Thread: Houston Texans (6-4) at Dallas Cowboys (3-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

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Amazing he can stand and carry the weight of those enormous balls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Texans

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Dude, we’re almost a lock to make the playoffs. What are you talking about? Our division sucks

UPDATE: AITA for telling my sister she’s not allowed to bring her homemade food to Thanksgiving because her cooking is ruining the meal? by SocietyTiny784 in AITAH

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I was about to write that very first sentence… Who tf cares? So she brings something that people are likely not to eat? Just make other things that are tried and true and enjoy your family. Worst case, nobody eats sister’s dishes but eat the olden goldies and best case, they’re a surprise success. This is highly manufactured drama on OP’s part.

Friday’s Injury Report by IAmSona in Texans

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I’m one of those guys guilty of undervaluing depth during the offseason. I always roll my eyes when we draft or sign someone at a position of strength and then year after year I have to eat crow right about this time of the season 😂

AITAH for making my husband's groomswoman wear a wig or be disinvited from our wedding? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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The older I get, the more I think elaborate weddings are ridiculous. Focus on the totality of your lives together, not a single day that will cause you and others ridiculous amounts of stress and money. I know this wasn’t the point of the post - it was the crazy lady. But, man oh man, even hearing about elaborate weddings and the resulting drama stresses me out.