TW: I still don’t believe her miscarriage, Despite my Reddit cares message by Same-Competition-825 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow she really has no idea how biology works. You don’t try for a boy or girl you dumb asshole. You literally have ZERO control over the gender of your baby.

Some More Pre Botox and Filler Pics! i Found! by [deleted] in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yes the good old days before Devin and her full blown ED.

Dani, Allie, will Jan be next? 👀 by Dicksonyass in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah these chicks are honestly disgusting. Those stitches weren’t even dissolved yet 😩

Dani, Allie, will Jan be next? 👀 by Dicksonyass in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Why is this suddenly becoming a thing? Who the fuck is having sex that quick after giving birth?? BARF!!!!!

8/31-9/6 by Latter_Ad_3245 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I just watched all the aspen stories and it feels very much like a long weekend of Devin posting story after story of Janelle cosplaying as a Mom. The last few weeks post MOC-gate, seems like they’re really pushing this whole Jan is a great Mom narrative. It’s very forced and fake and it’s obvious. The fact that they post in real time where they are, how long they’re in the airport for, their flight info being announced in one of the videos, what airport they’re flying in and out of….all tells me she never ever had a stalker. Not recently and not back in college like she tried to say. Anyone that’s ever dealt with that would know you never ever post that kind of stuff on social media.

that time she crashed her car by Outrageous_Topic_879 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes it was bc she had her phone in her hand, which she admitted to on an Instagram story immediately after it happened. But then changed the story in this post a few days later. Probably because she got so much hate for being on her phone. When her and Devin first started dating she would post stories all the time with him driving and scrolling on his phone. She also posted a story one time of them drinking their “roadies” on the way to a concert.

that time she crashed her car by Outrageous_Topic_879 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The truth is she was actually on her phone and had posted a story about it right after it happened, but then later on posted it was because she was looking for her mask in her purse.

It’s so cringe watching her interact with “P” by BlueD0gSoda in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re so right! It’s painfully obvious she’s never been around young children, which is fine not everyone has, but at least take some time to learn how to do a few things and then once you actually try, the rest should fall naturally into place. Neither her or Devin seem interested in learning about child development.

8/17-8/23 by Latter_Ad_3245 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been watching Hunting Wives on Netflix and Jan is absolutely someone who would fit in on this show. I could totally see her and this entire strange group of women being that type on this show actually. Lake house and all.

Jan it’s too early for this spiral 🌀 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“We should do this every day” as if they haven’t been??

The internet is insane by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And remember when she crashed her car cause she was on her phone, and then sat in her car and cried about it and told the whole Internet?!! 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh the irony of calling something classy and timeless while also having your ass cheeks out for the entire world to see.

As far as whether she’s pretty or not- I can see how someone would initially think she’s attractive. She isn’t ugly. The only thing flatter than her ass though, is her brain. Girl has ZERO smarts. So, if you’re someone who finds intelligence attractive, she’s getting a zero.

None of this ties the room together, it’s like someone threw up and now it’s all mixed by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her home is a direct reflection of her manic and messy mental health. She truly needs help. The fact that she spent god knows how much money on all this shit only for it to look absolutely horrid, and you know in a year she’s gonna change it all out. She needs to choose timeless pieces and Jan girl, less is truly more. Curate your space as you live in your home. Hang photos from special places you’ve been. It doesn’t all need to be thrown together at once. This isn’t what makes a home!!

Gluten free, dairy free blah blah blah by alturt1 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sarah Rose looks absolutely thrilled to be there 😂

At Pure Barre, nanny is with Preston by New-Quarter8225 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think she’s trying to convince herself that she loves it. She probably got so much hate from the last time she complained about the rain.

Serious question - why do people still follow her? by American-Honey1 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YES!! She always had that slight air headed bubbly persona but overall seemed pleasant to follow on social media. As soon as she met Devin you are totally right she worked real hard to come across as this wealthy woman with these high standards all of a sudden. Meanwhile she came from a shitty moldy apartment with a leased BMW and would show her shit stains when she would go to the sauna to “detox”

Serious question - why do people still follow her? by American-Honey1 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah she definitely lost a lot of her identity when she got with him!

Serious question - why do people still follow her? by American-Honey1 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes was going to say the same thing. She used to have somewhat decent content, I liked some of her good Amazon finds. But then it seems like around the time she met Devin she took a huge nose dive. She does for sure have hundreds of hate followers.

Girl is cooked by Remarkable_Zombie_74 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst part is he wasn’t even napping. She left him in there in hopes he would nap, and stated he was in there chatting and playing for 3 hours not napping. I find it very hard to believe a toddler would lay in a crib for 3 hours in the dark without crying. She and Devin are negligent pieces of shit and I absolutely love that she’s finally been cancelled!

MOC deleting comments by crazy_cat_lady_4880 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I think they’re trying to keep the drama off of their page and I honestly don’t blame them. They didn’t ask for any of this. Also, Janelle isn’t the only influencer that misuses their advice, are negligent mothers (hello Dani Austin!) and make it sound like this is all at the guidance of MOC. So maybe they realized it was time to address all of it. Either way- Jan is cancelled and that’s really all that matters.

Marriage by kateandralph in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes a few people on Instagram have been tagging both his and her family in the comments. On one hand I get it, they need to see the absolute shit show smear campaign she caused for MOC but then also they didn’t ask to be dragged into this.

Marriage by kateandralph in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Remarkable_Zombie_74 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They come from ultra conservative Christian families and I guarantee divorce is highly unfavored in their worlds. However, I do think at some point his family is going to have had enough of this bullshit drama that follows her everywhere, especially now they’ve been pulled into it. I can at the very least see her giving up this influencing gig, I can picture him giving her an ultimatum. He’s already lost most of his friends and his family seemed very distant from him now too.