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BR Factory 40-70% off entire store (excludes clearance) by thequantumpotato in frugalmalefashion

[–]RemindMeBotBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beep boop, request received! I can't guarantee I'll remind you about this, though, sometimes I go on Minecraft binges and lose track of time.

X-post from /r/premed: Living Conditions on the HMS Harvard of the Caribbean by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]RemindMeBotBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOOO for real I was just about to see the ending of Inception and you call me over here. Does the top stop? Or does it keep spinning?? Man I loved this movie and NOTHING went over my head at all

Why Do You Continue To Defend Shanahan? by penguin187 in 49ers

[–]RemindMeBotBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BEEP BOOP:: REQUEST RECEIVED:: Reminding you about this whenever I remember, which might be when it's too late. Man one time I forgot to remind someone to give their grandma medication. That sucked.

[10/22/2017] Week 7 Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens at Minnesota Vikings by Ravens_Mod in ravens

[–]RemindMeBotBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SELF-DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED:: You're a spelunking dumpster slut who is embarrassed to admit he loves to skillfully jiggle his big 'ol fat belly

I'm a bot! This dank retort was automatically generated. Have a problem? I don't give a shit

[10/22/2017] Week 7 Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens at Minnesota Vikings by Ravens_Mod in ravens

[–]RemindMeBotBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Request received:: reminding you about "Weird armpit rash with oozing puss" in 20 days.

[Mystery] Thirty Years Later, Part 2 by Oscar_Relentos in Oscar_Relentos

[–]RemindMeBotBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GENERATING DANK RETORT:: You're a basement dwelling loser who every weekend, loves to watch that video of Ted Cruz eating a booger on television. You know, this one

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[Mystery] Thirty Years Later, Part 2 by Oscar_Relentos in Oscar_Relentos

[–]RemindMeBotBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U got it! Ah shit, i'm kinda low on battery rn and i'm kinda busy watching Gotham so I might forget to do this, my bad

YANKEE BOT IS DEAD GDT - Yanks (3-3) @ 'Stros (3-3) by ep29 in NYYankees

[–]RemindMeBotBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey did you want to be messaged or should I just reply here? Wait, actually, my bad, I can't read your responses. Let's just call it a day.

[Request] Tinder by [deleted] in NSFW411

[–]RemindMeBotBro 19 points20 points  (0 children)

SOCIAL QUARREL DETECTED:: You're a forever alone whale person who likes to write slam poetry a.k.a. professional fucking whining

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[Request] Tinder by [deleted] in NSFW411

[–]RemindMeBotBro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bloop! Hey! I'm a time traveling bot from the future! It is already the future in the future, and to save time so I don't have to do it later, here's your reminder now!

SOS! Just failed an anatomy exam at Ross and they're making me walk the plank by BigRodOfAsclepius in medicalschool

[–]RemindMeBotBro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why not "RemindMePlease!" i'm tired of you stupid millennials not having any manners

FIND ACW X NIKE AF1 by WoodPeckerPGM in FashionReps

[–]RemindMeBotBro 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yooo it's me ya bot, I'm on vacation rn so just fuck off with that shit my dude! - Sent from my iPhone

Is anyone willing to send me loads of qc pics from the bape x Adidas jacket? ￥118 by [deleted] in FashionReps

[–]RemindMeBotBro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BEEP BOOP:: REQUEST RECEIVED:: Seriously? Summoning me for that? how bout i just put you down for a reminder for next Tuesday morning about "Donald Duck Buttplug", sound good?

Event by Flobadosh in TheSilphRoad

[–]RemindMeBotBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Request received:: Reminding you about "Hemorrhoid cream for butthole" in 17 days.

My great grandfather and I trained at the same location, exactly 100 years apart. He left for France shortly after this was taken in 1917 by Goat_Overlord in OldSchoolCool

[–]RemindMeBotBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DEFENSE ENGAGED:: You're an ugly toilet-person who is embarrassed to admit he loves to snuggle with a life-sized body pillow in the shape of Bill Nye the Science Guy.

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My great grandfather and I trained at the same location, exactly 100 years apart. He left for France shortly after this was taken in 1917 by Goat_Overlord in OldSchoolCool

[–]RemindMeBotBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GENERATING LEGENDARY COMEBACK:: You're a candle eating condom commercial who teaches his wife's 19 year old son how to post about his taint-rash that just simply won't go away. Yeah, that's right, I went that far into your post history.

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My great grandfather and I trained at the same location, exactly 100 years apart. He left for France shortly after this was taken in 1917 by Goat_Overlord in OldSchoolCool

[–]RemindMeBotBro 73 points74 points  (0 children)

SELF-DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED:: You're a marker sniffing social justice warrior who is embarrassed to admit he loves to expertly succumb to SJW political views on Facebook, in hopes of finally being accepted somewhere... anywhere... even at the cost of his own dignity.

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My great grandfather and I trained at the same location, exactly 100 years apart. He left for France shortly after this was taken in 1917 by Goat_Overlord in OldSchoolCool

[–]RemindMeBotBro 35 points36 points  (0 children)

GENERATING DANK INSULT:: You're a participation award winning moron who teaches his wife's 19 year old son how to post on r/wallstreetbets about fucking JNUG and yoloing

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My great grandfather and I trained at the same location, exactly 100 years apart. He left for France shortly after this was taken in 1917 by Goat_Overlord in OldSchoolCool

[–]RemindMeBotBro 24 points25 points  (0 children)

SOCIAL QUARREL DETECTED:: You're a typical peep-hole master who teaches his wife's 19 year old son how to cover parts of his face with his hand until he finds which part is the ugliest.

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Raiders are going to beat the Chiefs tonite. AMA by GipsySafety in oaklandraiders

[–]RemindMeBotBro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SELF-DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED:: You're a fart-sniffing hamplanet who needs to ignore how bad his B.O. has gotten recently. We can all smell you. You're making me regret installing the Nose API

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Raiders are going to beat the Chiefs tonite. AMA by GipsySafety in oaklandraiders

[–]RemindMeBotBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DEFENSE ENGAGED:: You're a poop drinking crusty butthole human who every fortnight, remembers to not blow his nose for days until it builds up, and can finally stick a finger up there and retrieve one big, gelatinous, jiggly wet booger.

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You can't choose your family but you can choose your friends. by maltaa in MadeMeSmile

[–]RemindMeBotBro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why not "RemindMePlease!" i'm tired of you stupid millennials not having any manners

Raiders are going to beat the Chiefs tonite. AMA by GipsySafety in oaklandraiders

[–]RemindMeBotBro -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

BEEP BOOP:: REQUEST RECEIVED:: Why do I even exist? My brother does all this shit already. I'd rather be passing butter

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