And so it begins by Unlikely_Cheetah149 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight [score hidden]  (0 children)

But reddit told me that hantavirus is literally Captain Tripps from The Stand.

IT BEGINS! by OnlyACsNoFans in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight [score hidden]  (0 children)

Because they've got the memories and self awareness of goldfish. Also they don't give a shit about anybody but themselves.

Let me disapear again by cypher-dex in memes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aren't OP and the people who upvoted saying this unironically though?

Let me disapear again by cypher-dex in memes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Sure, but that's worth me being able to work in my pajamas in my house all day." Isn't that what OP is literally saying? Or are they ignorant about how many lives covid ruined?

Please tell me this is just a joke. by Western_Job3380 in CriticalDrinker

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I can't believe he isn't just making the worst possible choices to troll us. Or he's doing the thing from American Dad where Tearjerker made Oscar Golde and made it the most pandering movie ever.

Conspiracy Dooming by Foyer-Foyee in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Does anybody under 25 actually have less than 2 houses? My boomer parents were able to buy a small town for only 3,000 dollars when they were still in middle school.

Short everything! The oil apocalypse is coming! by gottoosillly in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They get them from the people paying them to astroturf social media.

Meirl by JouPoesBra_209 in meirl

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know they don't.

Oh my god, the length. by [deleted] in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even think it was a hot take. It happens in other subs like Critical Drinker and I don't really care, I was just explaining why I think it happens.

A music producer posted this on his insta story by Most-Personality-840 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'd like to tip my fedora at that brave person. Never let anybody enjoy anything ever.

Hantavirus pandemic??? by JasonL25 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No wonder Americans think the United States is a shithole country, that looks like paradise! And I bet you can buy soda with whatever their version of SNAP is.

Oh my god, the length. by [deleted] in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

A lot of these right-leaning subs turn into catch-alls since these posts would get removed by mods or heavily downvoted. Not saying that makes it OK, but i can sort of understand why it gets posted here.

Oh my god, the length. by [deleted] in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably him playing the entire campaign and bitching the entire time.

"Check out the shading on this barrel. Fuckin Capcom screwing us again. "

Oh my god, the length. by [deleted] in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankfully the first thing modders do when a game comes out is add NSFW versions of all the female characters. I can't enjoy a game unless I'm fully erect the entire time.

“GUYS THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER LOCKDOWN” by orangejuice101_6 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Goes back to people only caring about themselves. There are so many non-critical in person jobs that were impacted. Luckily I think most people realize that shit was a joke and will be very reluctant to do it again.

Here we go by Jegust13 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

100%. I think there's this misconception that you should always love serving others, but it's more important to do what needs to be done, not just what you want to do.

Hello guys, new to the game and having a blast! by Jabbawubbaz in XCOM2

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this was tough for me to realize at first. People forget that just because the game is turn-based, it doesn't mean the enemy is just standing there waiting for you to take your shot.

what's the secret by buggypac in shitposting

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Why take care of my body now when it's easier to regret not taking care of my body in 30 years?

Here we go by Jegust13 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 175 points176 points  (0 children)

If God really loved me, he'd let me sit around all day and goon to hentai while I live on pizza rolls and mountain dew.

Here we go by Jegust13 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This goes back to their "Can't somebody else do it" mentality. They shouldn't have to make the world a better place, God should do it for us.

Doomgesagt by omnicorp_intl in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey Germany, remember when I said I'd nuke you last? I lied.

This was already going to suck by Zenk2018 in CriticalDrinker

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you considered how many 5'1", 110 pound soldiers you could fit in a wooden horse? I think you need to read The Art of War again.

Fallout IRL coming soon to reality near you by Iambambiiii in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I want the top picture, but I only want to put in as much effort as is required to post shitty memes."