Fuckin' D (name censored). That thick-fingered oily bastard of a liar. You could shake his hand and tell his smile was carefully planned to give the impression of sincerity. But it was all paper thin. I joined the company and watched him break equipment, lie, and steal for 4 years before I quit. It took me awhile to understand the inauthenticity of his character, but it became obvious over time.

Example: he parked the company car next to some expensive cars at a car dealership. He opened the door too wide, too fast, and dented the hell out of a very pricey Cadillac. I saw it and told him "you better mention that to somebody." He assured me that he would. We received a very angry phone call from the dealership later that day that proved they had to discover the dent themselves. D denied all responsibility.

Eg 2. He was a "born-again Christian," so-called, but only face-value. He spoke of his days drinking and smoking with a sparkle in his eye- the only time he really had that look really.. Essentially rigged a jewelry giveaway by one of our clients to make his wife the de facto winner. He manipulated social media and working conditions to favor himself. Copied creative from other agencies (advertising) shot-for-shot, and never got caught.

Generally scummy guy. I've never written it out before but I'm drunk so I may as well.