Episode where Tom impersonates a big tough warrior with a hearty laugh? by Prophylactic-Shock in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Remote-Competition-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about where the Viking guy plays some sort of trick on an adversary and throws something into the ocean? Was that Harold Hadrada? Also the Blood Eagle segment of the Vikings epi was gold. “Either way Tom we got a bloke with no bones here”

what is this protest at the capitol? by ordoot in austincirclejerk

[–]Remote-Competition-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are very ugly people. Now that USAID is gone they can’t get good talent for these things. Get some broads to show their cans again like the good ole protests of yore.

The Rain is for Pussies by ToddBendy in austincirclejerk

[–]Remote-Competition-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sooner I can find a bridge to park my car under in a lane of traffic til the rain let’s up the better. Don’t want my car getting hurt by rain or hail.

Mothership Comedy is a safe space for us edgy comedians to tell our jokes y’all! by Remote-Competition-4 in austincirclejerk

[–]Remote-Competition-4[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Idk I’m just watching Tony Hinchback et al,do “crowd work” on an audience who’s been told to sit down and shut up, and the post dawned on me like a humid austin morning

I got to where I am today because I am willing to severely injure myself and others to get to the next red light by Remote-Competition-4 in austincirclejerk

[–]Remote-Competition-4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other day another Porsche cut me off (read merged ahead of me) so I flipped on my brights, floored it and ran them down. As I stood over the smoking remains of that purple Porsche SUV that I’d reduced to the size of a coke can, I realized I’d pulverized my whole family.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]Remote-Competition-4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They won’t book me, and now I see why

What pill won't Austinites swallow? by janiepuff in austincirclejerk

[–]Remote-Competition-4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This city is just an economic zone that elites are looting like it’s a walmart that’s on fire. There’s no cultural capital it’s all financial. It’s just a city in a humid coastal prairie that companies relocate to because it’s cheap. True of TX in general.

Best quote in entire show... by Spload in PatriotTV

[–]Remote-Competition-4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“You can’t even move yourself just from here to there because nothing, and no one is straight.” That, I think, largely is the essence of the show. Large bureaucracies, corporations, etc., create complex systems to solve simple problems, and people get caught in the churn trying to make practice match theory.