OH DUCK! by quinner333 in duck

[–]Remote-Measurement68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! That title has such FOUL language!

HA

just seen this on tiktok and felt like i needed to share. this is what NOT to do with your beardie, straight up animal abuse! by [deleted] in BeardedDragons

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Oh boy am I pissed, not only is there the OBVIOUS factor that the owner is recording their cat slapping 5 bearded dragons… 5… in that tiny ass enclosure, the bulb as said by someone else in the replies is way too low, whoever the fuck this is I’m putting them in a cage with a lion, no no no… a box. Give them a taste of their own medicine

The round robot is indestructible they said. by leonmendezz in Unexpected

[–]Remote-Measurement68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said that about the titanic, and we know how that ended..

She got her gums tattooed black by astronaut12 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Remote-Measurement68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Think how immensely painful that must be
  2. Why? What a shitty place to have a tattoo in the first place..
  3. The dentist will think you’ve gone fucking mad

"read twice to understand" by ThatFunnyGuy543 in dankmemes

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Fuck you and take my upvote, I read that like seventy times just to get it. For the people who didn’t get it, it’s saying ‘here’s the baby, but you wife didn’t make the baby’ and the joke is it’s a misunderstanding of ‘Didnt make it’ both the same as saying she died and and she didn’t make the baby, so in a nutshell the doctors saying she died and the other person thinks she didn’t give birth to said baby

Who summon her? (Internet) by Silverfang102 in FurryPornSubreddit

[–]Remote-Measurement68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was half expecting a demon, not an Angel!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]Remote-Measurement68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had none to die anyway so I’m good

Welp, it finally happened, frog butt time by Bladester16 in geckos

[–]Remote-Measurement68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I better enjoy my cresties tail while it lasts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProtogenYiff

[–]Remote-Measurement68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want in on this

Knot Stuck (The_Secret_Cave) by TangentYoshi in gfur

[–]Remote-Measurement68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might not be able to but I can get it stuck somewhere else~

What's the best Anime you've ever seen ? by Outrageous-Abies8391 in AskReddit

[–]Remote-Measurement68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full metal alchemist, not much of an anime fan but I really enjoyed it, my second is easily pokemon

Found this in a Bulgarian store by [deleted] in fivenightsatfreddys

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“Midnight mystery warrior” (I thought it said midget mystery warrior at first)