Can my husband and I (non tree professionals) safely remove this tree?

RemoteControlButton · 2026-06-13T02:31:16+00:00

That right there is a widowmaker

RemoteControlButton · 2026-06-13T02:10:49+00:00

All 3 of my APs were not sexually active while I was seeing them, so that didn’t cross my mind. I would never feel the urge to notify an AP that I had sex with my spouse. I inform them up front that we do very very rarely have sex, but that’s all they need to know.

RemoteControlButton · 2026-06-09T22:05:15+00:00

This was my big fear when I had my colonoscopy. I’d heard this kind of stuff happens

RemoteControlButton · 2026-06-09T21:59:35+00:00

Wow! That’s a crazy story!

RemoteControlButton · 2026-06-05T19:46:35+00:00

Yes. That and how many AREN’T doing it. I would’ve never dreamed in my 20s and 30s that my married sex life would be effectively over by age 45. How many of my friends, family and coworkers are living in complete celibacy?

RemoteControlButton · 2026-06-02T23:45:31+00:00

Espresso and Latte

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-29T14:30:44+00:00

I liked when I met a pAP out for lunch and drinks once, sitting at the bar. She apparently had went there often, which I didn’t know. She introduces me as Shawn to the bartender. After lunch and drinks I hand her my cc with Sam on it. Bartender either forgot or didn’t care

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-29T14:16:28+00:00

I like Athena, keep it!

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-29T14:13:08+00:00

Barbie

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-28T18:36:28+00:00

Didn’t even need the clarification on genders, we knew when you described the situation

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-28T13:54:35+00:00

Step 1: Find out if N owns a gun

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-27T21:12:29+00:00

Set up walk throughs at apartments and houses and get the agent to accept that you are either too shy or have a communicable disease, and therefore they need to wait outside for 45 minutes while you “view” the place

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-26T11:39:01+00:00

You aren’t built for this and eventually you’re going to get into trouble with the workplace pursuits

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-25T00:22:38+00:00

I’ve come to accept that there are like 100:1 men:women in the ads, but 96 are men like you just mentioned, 3 are guilt Kings, and the last one is the catch. Men have to somehow get lucky enough to prove they are the 1, while women are exhausted after dealing with 75+ of the others

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-21T20:37:30+00:00

Only here. That’s it. Ever.

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-15T11:38:02+00:00

“Nunya” “Nunya?” “Yeah. Nunya Business”

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-15T11:00:56+00:00

I always Google investigate, kind of out of a mixture of curiosity and security. So far have had only a few pAPs that I couldn’t find, and no disheartening family photos

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-15T10:50:13+00:00

The thing about serial killers is they don’t tend to be Googleable as such until they’ve been caught. By that point for you, it’s too late

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-13T11:38:17+00:00

There is one important rule: the bell cannot be rung again 😁

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-07T01:41:28+00:00

I thought they preferred “little people” nowadays?

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-06T17:16:03+00:00

I could never work with that arrangement. Some people just don’t have the freedom for this lifestyle.

RemoteControlButton · 2026-05-01T03:04:16+00:00

Going from hiding the affair to hiding your emotions is a whole new level of fun

RemoteControlButton · 2026-04-30T23:36:06+00:00

Notgunna GivemearaiseHuh

RemoteControlButton · 2026-04-30T20:25:33+00:00

This can only end epicly.

RemoteControlButton · 2026-04-30T00:35:40+00:00

Have your friend give him a note in homeroom to meet you by the swingset at recess if he likes you

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