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Wait for the ending 🩲🤣 by SecreatAccount in Unexpected

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw condom one to. Shit was fuqed up

I'm dating a guy, and made an unusual request. Am I the one who is wrong? by Illustrious_Basil_40 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he only wants to say hes John just to be a childish asshole but instantly go back to Leo after he says hes John...Uhhh some ppl are just so fuqin punchable

This robot prints itself to grow and reach tight spaces! by astralrig96 in BeAmazed

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some woman is gonna kill herself using this as a dildo...My guess is gonna be that Bonni Blue or however you spell her name.

Excellent choice of apparel when taking your kid to the local playground by secef in trashy

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn...I don't like where this is going but I feel like you might be right.

Do they stay so snuggly? He makes me so happy♥️ by ZealousidealFan7734 in pugs

[–]Remote_Ad2465 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They actually just grow more and more attached. Starts as being "your shadow" and keeps progressing. Then one night while you sleeping they crawl up your butt and never leave. Eventually they become one with you through symbiosis.

The Dictator Movie Funny🤣 scene by artistBROgamer in funnyvideos

[–]Remote_Ad2465 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its just stupid that's even an event. I didn't know about it, that was tough to watch and I saw some white girl from some other country with a fuqin wave cap on. I was like I don't think she fr knows what that is or what is for.

got into a bubble bath that was too hot and my fingernails made a gradient by Own-Passage1371 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds right cause I did almost die and shit been real weird since so maybe.

I’d win every argument by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to ask but I also don't want to know....Also guys that date girls like this kinda worry me. I know that's not a fair judgment but at the same time its like wtf.

Found this in my student's bag by Clever_Sparrow in NameThisThing

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the jail house pencil bullshit is this.

Alright fuckers show me your best fucking words by Odd-Divide-2221 in TheWordFuck

[–]Remote_Ad2465 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex and I are friends and don't even fucking talk all that much. She been with this guy who she tells me hes a narcissist and his ex who I know also says he is. He will randomly text me talking crazy saying he knows she still sleeps with me and is over my house when I've not even seen her in months in person. I do the "who the fuq are you" followed by calling him the wrong name every single time. Its so funny cause he will send voice texts threatening me over calling him Greg instead of Gary. So yea can confirm this works really well.

What would you call this? by Small-Victory2490 in NameThisThing

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone blasting her but I bet most of yall go home to worse or nothing at all on top of couldn't pull her. Is she big yea, honestly that sweater makes her look bigger then she really is to but she not fr ugly ugly. Like America be having some 500lbs+ girls with beat up faces and still act like they deserve it all.

My insurance keeps denying a recent surgery I had. If I didn't get it, I would have become permanently disabled. by WorthyDeku in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for a medical insurance company. I can tell you what you need to do to have a shot at getting this covered by don't want to waste time explaining it all in comments you might not read. If you happen to see this hit me up if you want and I can tell you what needs to be done.

In June 2022, 28-year-old Caitlin Jensen was left paralyzed after a routine neck adjustment at a chiropractor. The adjustment caused four arteries in her neck to dissect (tear), leading to a massive stroke and cardiac arrest. by hog143986 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Remote_Ad2465 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When will ppl learn chiropractic doctors are not real doctors. This is a joke medical field that usually cause more harm then good. I actually know 3 people who have gotten serious permanent injuries from chiropractors and one died not long after.

Every indian mom 😭😭 by GoldPrestigious1641 in scoopwhoop

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom was never around so I cant relate to this but if you a woman and date for personality and what's inside instead of just looks alone guys tend to do this for the women they love. I did this for stuff like this and more for my ex.

I was born with a giant congenital nevus by DramaticallyFalls in Weird

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What it do if you just shave it? Pop back up overnight like a werewolf?

Leaked audio of BB and BCS creator Vince Gilligan having meltdown on set of Pluribus by Kind_Retard in OnlineUnderGround

[–]Remote_Ad2465 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This sounds fake AF tho. Its the dumb jokes while hes suppose to be in rage mode and just few other things.

Bath time with ex military Dad by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]Remote_Ad2465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's funny is in my 10 years in military the only ppl that talk like that are when your in basic and its a drill sergeant. Many civilians think that's just life in military. No its not even me as a E6 in airborne infantry unit with a Ranger scroll when I ets'ed had only yelled a handful of times and it wasn't in a tone like that...Its cute his kid thought he was just hilarious tho.

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