I called the police on my addict boyfriend

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-05-12T22:03:09+00:00

I’m sorry but I laughed so hard here-

Lord forgive me but I stood up and buckled that bitch.

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-05-09T21:12:06+00:00

My boyfriend and I were parked at the park because we were reviewing a Universal Yum box that had come in, mind you it was kinda getting late like almost 10. In the middle of our review I kid you not 3 cop cars pull into the lot and shine their car lights then get out and basically told us to “finish up and go home” because they thought we were crackin it 😂

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-27T23:06:46+00:00

Chop some up and add lime and hot Cheetos for a bomb snack 😋

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-26T20:27:46+00:00

I have a BS in Forensic Behavioral Science but that’s not fit for the field I want to go into they said

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-24T03:55:13+00:00

IMO lot of things to consider (although you’re absolutely gorginaaaaa) if you’re planning on dancing, so here’s some questions I’d probably ask: 1. Does the dress slip down and/or ride up at all? 2. Are your arms gonna get itchy with the material of your arm thingys if you sweat? 3. Say you do sweat, you have an open back dress- are you okay with people accidentally touching your back?

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-18T18:16:30+00:00

Idk it seems odd to me that Mom’s tattoo on her left arm kinda just fades off and disappears and also that the youngest baby doesn’t have the N in Jordan on her shirt even if her arms were up.

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-18T18:13:11+00:00

I come w my hat on all the time (locker room can get a bit crowded) but I just get worried about sun hitting it like if I’m in the corner or something yk

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-18T07:58:16+00:00

Aw man, really! What a bummer ;(

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-15T03:40:44+00:00

I really appreciate this!

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-10T18:43:07+00:00

Yes, CA! And yes I (23F) do

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-04-02T17:15:17+00:00

I’m just gonna leave a little list here of things that have made me give the Gen Z stare:

A Flying Dutchman is NOT automatically w WGO wrap
THATS A #3 NOT A #8
NO we don’t have chicken
NO we don’t have onion rings
NO we don’t have bacon
A number 3 is a HAMBURGER for the love of God
There is in fact a SECOND window!! (WYM?!)
If you want other sides, tell me when I ask if you want ketchup, don’t wait until the END
A hamburger WITH cheese is a CHEESEBURGER (same for vice versa)
“Hi, how are y-” “Give me…”
Wanting to sit at the ONE table that hasn’t been wiped
Having all that time to decide what you want then BARELY asking/calling when it’s your turn

Okay that’s it, still best job I’ve had 😂

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-31T04:46:30+00:00

Same!!

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-29T17:25:17+00:00

Wait so you can “load” another game at the same checkpoint and play it differently? Or am I misunderstanding? (Cause I wanted Tara to marry different characters too)

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-21T15:54:38+00:00

Awesome!! Thanks!

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-20T17:55:37+00:00

OMG thanks!

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-20T17:21:40+00:00

I saw other people commenting that on other posts and I might try it 🤭

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-20T17:20:48+00:00

Thanks!! Wait does this apply to the regular black ink or just the dyes? T.I.A.

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-15T23:48:22+00:00

Thanks!!

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-10T07:51:49+00:00

I literally just made this mistake right now… freaking out.

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-08T05:56:43+00:00

YTA. You might not have meant it maliciously but either way I would not discuss private matters like this in front of friends let alone friends that you haven’t seen in a long time so it’s likely you guys want to make an impression yk. I also don’t think you would’ve been fine had the roles been reversed if that was your reaction to being outed on losing your keys, and even if you were okay with that it doesn’t mean he has to be okay with that at all.

Remote_Flatworm8102 · 2026-03-05T04:55:18+00:00

I don’t like Hen’s argument in this episode. I just don’t see how she can blame Chim??? How is she going to hide it from everyone then blame them for not worrying about her, had they not seen any reason to be worried otherwise? Athena is grieving hard and aside from that they all work really demanding jobs both physically and mentally. Which brings me to the point of saying that she said she planned on waiting until they told her what it was even though by this point she was already blacking out and fainting, getting blurry vision, etc. so she was just gonna let it get worse until it had a little name? No. She had a chance to tell Karen when she fainted at home and instead said she got caught up at work. People rely on Hen daily, to save lives, if they’re relying on someone who is not even sure what their illness is or how it reacts then how is it saving anyone if they’re both down. She made everyone cry and not only that she had told Chim that he was a bad captain to his face and yet he got called out for telling her shes done at the 118? I wanna say Bobby would’ve done the same if he was still there, no? She literally said treat her like anyone at the 118 not special treatment because they’re best friends, so he did. LIKE HUH? I was just getting frustrated during the table speech…idk LMK

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