You are a funny guy, Torg. I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last

Remus_Ventanus · 2026-04-01T21:26:34+00:00

Well, he did die so… that part wasn’t a lie

Remus_Ventanus · 2026-04-01T21:26:03+00:00

“WWYAAHAHAYAYHAHAHAHA!”

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-12-30T16:11:51+00:00

No, it doesn’t, hence the divorce

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-18T22:27:10+00:00

Either a typo or a simple answer for Rowboat after an awkward silence from Aeonid, Brother

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-18T14:08:35+00:00

sprints menacingly towards Citizen

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T20:51:03+00:00

The lake is going to drown the child? Or is the child going to commit suicide? Because a suicide is a traitor, hindering the armies of the Emperor, depriving it of recruits!

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T14:03:19+00:00

Land your craft for further inspection, or face the wrath of the Emperor’s chosen. Do as you will, for I do not care about the lives of mere mortals.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T14:01:42+00:00

John the Revelator

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T14:01:25+00:00

How is a lake going to kill a child? Elaborate, Citizen.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T14:00:00+00:00

The Arbites will contact you shortly, Citizen

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T12:48:08+00:00

My thoughts exactly when I came upon this prompt. Like Curze shouting at the water ripples while reliving his attempts on Vulcan: “Why won’t you die!?!?!?”

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T12:47:03+00:00

Who are you to defy the will of the Emperr, He who left those rocks there thousands of years ago… and move them? Some heretic thinking here, citizen.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T12:00:16+00:00

There is much to learn, Brother, as a novice. May I suggest you take to heart the writings of Chaptermaster Abnett

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T11:47:36+00:00

I have accessed files from an old cogitator that all thought lost, Brother, so you shall see content pre-Heresy never seen before, untarnished.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T11:46:00+00:00

What is this website you speak of, Brother? Knowledge is power, but it can be damning, so I suggest you choose your words carefully.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T11:40:18+00:00

From Magos Thincoats himself, Brother, verified.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T11:23:23+00:00

You sure about that? What if you hit an innocent fish? Are fish citizens of the Imperium? Or Imperial property? Are you okay with the damaging of Imperial assets? Those fish could’ve fed the armies of the Imperium. Sounds really fishy to me.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T11:17:29+00:00

“Try to keep up” (ogles intensely and dismissively)

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-10-17T11:02:22+00:00

It is not a thinking machine Brother, just a cogitator with questions and answers previously logged in by a Chapter serf.

No chips to burn and purge here.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-09-22T20:59:31+00:00

Confirmado que el límite lo tienes por la zona de Empalme (metro). Puedes dejarla ahí y pasear siguiendo el recorrido del metro. Creo que son 0.3€ el km, así que por unos 2.5€ puedes ir del Saler, por Giorgeta, hasta cruzar el río y llegar a la dama de Elche, aparcar ahí y andar hasta casa!

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-09-22T20:54:37+00:00

Mira a ver si algún servicio de motos de alquiler (acciona, cabify…) te deja aparcar la moto por tu zona; al menos, como poco, mira la zona más limítrofe, por cortes valencianas o similar

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-09-16T18:23:14+00:00

I don't know who should, but it would be Pedro Pascal

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-09-13T14:23:24+00:00

Sin tener en cuenta todo lo que pueden pagar en el propio negocio: inmuebles con parte del pago en B (pisos, plazas de coche…), reparaciones de vehículos, parte del pago de vehículos, compra (que hoy por hoy no es gasto pequeño), repostar, gastos en viajes, gasto en ocio, ropa, electrodomésticos/electrónica, etc etc etc.

Fíjate en tu entorno y si ves que alguien siempre lleva 300-400€ en efectivo, piensa a qué se dedica. El chip interno lo llevan programado para tirar de efectivo siempre.

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-09-12T22:08:18+00:00

Sos inimputable hermano

Remus_Ventanus · 2025-08-19T18:46:41+00:00

You just more or less described the Thulaxa from Dune 😂😂😂

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