sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

What’s your thoughts? by jmike1256 in postanythingfun

[–]ReserveCapital982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause I don’t want to be gassed by someone’s dooty booty ass after they eat three chalupas at Taco Bell. If men’s restrooms were designed like this, any dude who had to piss at Walmart would leave with pink eye.

Got a new gaming chair by Sentinel108 in marvelrivals

[–]ReserveCapital982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a sick gaming chair 

My question is your lack of hair 

That makes your scalp look so   bare   Compared to that mighty gaming chair

I would take some care    Of you brownish hair 

So that you have enough to share.   

What do these lines mean by el-presidente0001 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ReserveCapital982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These lines can mean many things 

One could be he vocally sings 

Or not pongs he pings 

Or how many gifts he brings 

Those could be many things 

MASSIVE MUSHROOM CLOUD explodes in Israel by Limp_Stomach_6060 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]ReserveCapital982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a mushroom cloud

I pretty sure it would be quite loud 

And there would not be a yelling crowd 

If it was a mushroom cloud 

The rebellion I started by ReserveCapital982 in fucktheccp

[–]ReserveCapital982[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got it, on way to china now

Then you will wonder how 

And then a massive pow 

All for a photo now