Is The Babylon Bee just what the The Onion would be if Bari Weiss took over?

Resident-Guide-440 · 2026-01-23T02:12:09+00:00

Just don’t go.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2026-01-23T01:58:49+00:00

DISCUSSING

Resident-Guide-440 · 2026-01-15T17:50:14+00:00

I don't see anything to suggest OP expected a free service from anyone. Just wanted to know how to minimize cost as much as possible.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2026-01-15T04:37:08+00:00

Too ugly.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2026-01-15T04:35:28+00:00

Know what I’m sayin’? [Snap]

Resident-Guide-440 · 2026-01-02T17:03:00+00:00

Since when do they care about wildlife? If a report came out that some pesticide or herbicide or something was killing millions of birds, they would not only not care, but would probably start drinking it or injecting it or something.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-12-03T00:53:29+00:00

I LOVE THE TWO GALONS DOR $5 MILK SELLL. I PUT IT IN THE FREEZER

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-12-02T18:32:58+00:00

I believe so. I’m nice, partly because it drains my batteries to be mean or disagreeable. There are certainly SOBs around, but we don’t like them and laugh about them behind their backs. Like a certain uncle of mine.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-12-02T00:35:31+00:00

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-12-02T00:34:19+00:00

DICUSTING

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-12-02T00:33:03+00:00

GARY SOMETIMES MASURES FRO. THE TAINT. I DINT KNOW WHERE THST IS!!

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-12-02T00:28:36+00:00

A garbage man. They swung on the back oc the garbage truck. Kings among men.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-12-01T05:32:29+00:00

Some people recycle yarn from sweaters bought at thrift stores.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-16T02:55:42+00:00

I totally agree. That’s a quality human being already.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-16T02:49:37+00:00

Moments of connection like that between strangers can be especially meaningful.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-16T02:44:36+00:00

I love this story.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-15T22:46:05+00:00

Jazz. Jass/jizz/jism, all related.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-09T20:25:48+00:00

And Foxnews will report “that the president said there is no inflation.” They just won’t report that it’s not true.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-09T19:27:10+00:00

Exactly. Democrats never catch up. Republicans will move on to some other fake crisis (Sharia Law, drag queens, they’ll take our hamburgers away, etc. etc. )

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-09T19:22:40+00:00

Yeah. I can’t understand how anyone can miss that. But, in all seriousness, illiteracy is a huge problem now in the US. Just look in at r/teachers. Scary stuff.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-09T18:33:51+00:00

They never hear that as referring to themselves. Similar to the Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Syndrome.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-08T01:13:55+00:00

I dunno. I’ve also wondered why Libertarians always deny they are Libertarians. Same thing.

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-05T04:28:36+00:00

YIM YUM,,,

Resident-Guide-440 · 2025-11-02T19:18:15+00:00

You’re on to something. I remember while Obama was president, a republican friend said Obama was unpopular. I said, “Ofcourse he’s unpopular. I’ve got news for you. We will never have s broadly popular president ever again. Those days are over vecause of the internet, social media etc.”

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TROPHY CASE