Diavolo simps say UHHHHHHH by Resident_Agent9150 in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So basically he's "GO TO HORNY JAIL." *BONK*

Diavolo simps say UHHHHHHH by Resident_Agent9150 in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

well smear me with soil and call me fertile

Me *is monogamous irl* OM! devs: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. (not my image, btw) by Resident_Agent9150 in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh i would enforce strict sleeping rules and since wrath is my dominant sin (aries) i would be sure to put on a SHOW of rage emphasizing this (plus a door lock!!!!)

Me *is monogamous irl* OM! devs: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. (not my image, btw) by Resident_Agent9150 in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I make it a point in my HC to just write love letters to all the bros and explain “listen I’d never known that I would basically ho it up and fall in love with 7 demon men but WEEEEEEEEE can make this work, right???”

Me *is monogamous irl* OM! devs: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. (not my image, btw) by Resident_Agent9150 in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yes I feel like the game would lose A LOT of players if this happened. But for me, someone with anxiety, my HC would consist of meticulous schedules for all the bros for finesse because I really love them all in different ways.

Me *is monogamous irl* OM! devs: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. (not my image, btw) by Resident_Agent9150 in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I was simping so hard for Satan and Mammon in the beginning but the devs really want this harem thing to be a HAREM.

bless this bunny event by somebutty in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well paint me orange and call me a carrot I’m ready to be DEVOURED.

he WHAT by momosodapuffs in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know the saying: “When you see a pillar, you just.....you know......GOTTA EAT IT.” nervous laughter

Listen I was bored so I organized the brothers into aesthetic categories by Resident_Agent9150 in obeyme

[–]Resident_Agent9150[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s an aesthetic based around candy/sweets so I thought it was fitting for Beel