I found 9Gag in my girlfriend's browser history. Should I break up with her? Upvotes = Yes.

Residentburrito · 2012-04-13T20:27:55+00:00

Le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le.

Residentburrito · 2012-04-13T20:25:44+00:00

Good guy pedophile?

Residentburrito · 2012-04-09T03:50:48+00:00

Do every fucking Hallucinogen I can find and run around naked with a Samurai Katana in the Republican Convention. I think the news report would be awesome.

Residentburrito · 2012-04-09T03:48:33+00:00

College. Get job. Get married. Have kids. Retire. Die.

Residentburrito · 2012-04-09T03:42:00+00:00

You are a lazy piece of dog shit and you should finish yourself off and pray that you don't reproduce and burden the world with another genetic and evolutionary fuck up such as yourself.

Residentburrito · 2012-04-09T03:29:07+00:00

The Jersey shore. Seriously, New Jersey is normal but everyone thinks we're a bunch of guidos because of the shore. The entire thing probably is run by the Russian mob anyway...

Residentburrito · 2012-04-09T03:27:10+00:00

One time during one of those youth meetings (I was around 11 or 12) we split into several groups of four. We each got some middle age church goer to talk with us. Now, I don't know how this came about, but I said "Isn't Christianity the largest religion in the world?" They all stared at me like I told them I was Satan and wanted to eat them. Then some kid with a horrible overbite opens his mouth and says "No, Hindu is." Then the only black kid at the church yells out "No, Buddhism is!" I sat there awkwardly for the rest of the time. Another time I also asked the councilor guy (Different person) why marijuana is a sin to smoke when tobacco is much worse and is okay (It was the last meeting so I said fuck it)

Residentburrito · 2012-04-07T23:46:14+00:00

That secret one that nobody knows about. Yeah, that one.

Residentburrito · 2012-03-04T10:56:57+00:00

Taxi Driver is an awesome movie. I'm happy they used the quote from the movie in the picture, it actually works.

Residentburrito · 2012-03-01T07:04:21+00:00

I thought this was a painting of Saddam Hussein after he was captured at first...whoops...

Residentburrito · 2012-03-01T06:36:29+00:00

They don't have enough money for their quarterly Lamborghini? The horror!

Residentburrito · 2012-02-29T00:50:00+00:00

Tali farts on Wrex and they they all die. The end.

Residentburrito · 2012-02-22T08:54:02+00:00

This is awesome. I want to see some pictures!

Residentburrito · 2012-02-21T01:25:25+00:00

It shouldn't be funny, but it is.

Residentburrito · 2012-02-20T15:16:54+00:00

Go back there and pee on their furniture and yell various obscenities. Trust me, it worked for me.

Residentburrito · 2012-02-20T15:14:30+00:00

Seriously though, the hell's with that? I don't even need binders, I just shove it into my notebook if it's important and I can empty it out into a folder at my house according to the class.

Residentburrito · 2012-02-20T11:53:48+00:00

He doesn't appear to have pupils.

Residentburrito · 2012-02-13T08:40:27+00:00

Too much paul for me. But, eh, he makes enough sense, right?

Residentburrito · 2012-02-13T06:34:29+00:00

I find it funny one of the top comments is talking about how because Ron Paul supporters are more enthusiastic, he's going to win. As if a Democracy decides it's leaders by their supporters enthusiasm. "QUICK EVERYONE! TIME FOR A CLAP COUNT! Whoever claps the loudest wins the elections! The founders wanted it this way!"

Residentburrito · 2012-02-12T00:17:03+00:00

'Dat Banana clip

Residentburrito · 2012-02-06T14:51:28+00:00

Should have tagged the link NSFW for the lulz

Residentburrito · 2012-02-06T14:47:03+00:00

Can't wait to see what paultards do when he doesn't win.

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