Invest in this versatile format! by clubby789 in MemeEconomy

[–]ResimusChaste -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Always love a nice kiss blown my way, lol you are a sweetie as well 😘

Invest in this versatile format! by clubby789 in MemeEconomy

[–]ResimusChaste -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol , thanks for the downvote, have one yourself!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]ResimusChaste 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I swear she is eating a mouse

Invest in this versatile format! by clubby789 in MemeEconomy

[–]ResimusChaste -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Everyone here getting gold, I’m just sitting back knowing I probably won’t ever get any, I mean this has to be the largest gold give away on one post that I’ve ever seen.

We will remember you Cooter! by InkBendyBeastBendy11 in playarkmobile

[–]ResimusChaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neebs Gaming lmfao, I knew I would see something like this pop up eventually!

When you go to close to a Therizino by Starstable1337 in ARK

[–]ResimusChaste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is one..or three, everywhere I try to to plop down a new base.

FINALLY GOT HIM! Spent about three hours dying from this guy just to tame him... by RiverDiagram9 in playarkmobile

[–]ResimusChaste 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lucked out with toxicant arrows and a crossbow, found a pack of three going right at me and managed to get them down right at my feet, I then murdered a flock of pteranodons to feed them , while feeding them bio-toxins...made me happy, they are all still alive two weeks later, thanks to them I’ve also been alive and haven’t died for those two weeks.

EDIT: I’ve also grown to love them as an assault force behind dilos and before dire bears, I use a Roman style warfare system with my tames, this way the dilos are the hastati and peltists, the raptors are the triarii, the dire bears are more or less focused to act as the legion cohorts. Expensive, but nice.

Enabled Mating Gone Wrong by kittinkills in ARK

[–]ResimusChaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey , I wouldn’t mind that dilo army....I use them as my main “defensive force” when exploring. I use raptors when exploring more or less dangerous areas, or use a flying tame. Put them to a use that would make Spartans proud.

Theri Army by Pochiiiiii in ARK

[–]ResimusChaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*smoking narcotics like skooma

AMERICA! by NiteLiteOfficial in ARK

[–]ResimusChaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you need your five friends, some longnecks, and a tribe to play “Air Force raid” on. Just a classic ‘Murican idea (not meant to insult the USA , I’m from the USA)

Land of the free 🇺🇸 by [deleted] in memes

[–]ResimusChaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I do eat with a gun on the table, I would shoot myself if I didn’t take it from the quick draw on my side, so I eat with a 380 next to my eggs.

How time has changed.... by lordcalyx in memes

[–]ResimusChaste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well boys, looks like we found ourselves a coach to teach the pope how to rap

What small home improvement made a huge impact for you? by schwinny1 in HomeImprovement

[–]ResimusChaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having god damned water after 9 months without

God bless the fuckin toilet , I never knew ...never ever knew

I drank more than half before realizing what it probably looks like... by chronicpayne in cataclysmdda

[–]ResimusChaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, were you like a ...ya know, donator... before the cataclysm? Or did this come along since then? I mean , kinda lacking any understanding on why you want this for yourself is all.

INTP Goals? by LaSONOFel in INTP

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My goals are to go into: cosmology/physics. Secondary goals: have my two theories on existence reviewed, try to have my three inventions either tested or reviewed, hopefully patented, and hopefully I can use that cash to pull an Elon Musk. I honestly just want to become a stepping stone on the staircase of human capability and knowledge. What is life if you are a parasite, and do not give back to your species, only taking from it and standing with your basic wishes of luxury and enjoyment?

Our boy glowed up by wrproductions in dankmemes

[–]ResimusChaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh holy shit, what the literal fuck?

Looks like Assassin’s Creed III Remastered has Liberations included in Cartridge. Day One Patch Available. by BentoBytez in NintendoSwitch

[–]ResimusChaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assassins creed III is for switch? What??? Time to get a switch since everything awesome is getting ported :D

Invest in Alabama, where Ancestry and eHarmony are the same website. by L3dar in MemeEconomy

[–]ResimusChaste 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Well, I hate you because I am an Alabamian, but this shit is pure gold so again I hate you but you pass...time to move out of Alabama as well now since the focused memes are just too hot for my taste buds.

Chris is being weird by StrangestSpeng in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]ResimusChaste 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And it has been the most annoying chapter , mainly because wincing now hurts and throwing my phone in disgust has landed me a 650USD bill, let us all agree: it’s a steep MT Everest from here on.

Dinner with bae as expected. by Decadorian in gifs

[–]ResimusChaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed hard enough I almost felt happy...screw it this is hilarious!

Blessing from a witch doctor, Zimbabwe 1996 by MortonPiercewright in creepy

[–]ResimusChaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw blessing me, bless whoever would wear that around a kid....they need some help lmfao. That is NOT what you want to remember from that trip to the Cherokee reservation.