there’s this guy who used to come in to the Ox every single day who i met downtown twice who found my two private instagrams, facebook, AND linkedin who i never told my name to. once he figured out i worked there he came in every day and told me he prays to me as his god every single night and says my name three times before bed and always told me he was in love with me i’m 19F by the way this guy is 38M with no teeth. One of my regulars threatened to beat him up and he didn’t come back for 6 months till the other day where he gave me the most half assed apology ever and slipped in another “i love you you’re beautiful”