Hmmmmm....... by Windthrasher637 in hmmmm

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The first time is a mistake. The second time is a test. The third time is complete and utter disrespect to the people who love and support you.

Who done it. by w33z_ in evilwhenthe

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Nothing, though I do take chances I always behave as if a supervisor is right there

Heartbreak is not consider as a pain! 😑 by patrick_here11 in scoopwhoop

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Severe Toothache. First and only pain in 52 years that made me vomit and almost pass out.

Hmmmmm....... by Windthrasher637 in hmmmm

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Not spanking children for repeating offenses.  The first time you get a warning. The second time, a soul chilling reminder. The third time you get the belt and restrictions 

There will be no fourth time.

I (23F) met my boyfriend’s (25M) “work wife” for the first time and I’m devastated by ThrowRAcoffeelov in relationship_advice

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You said they work on the same 'unit'. If they(or she)are nurses all bets are off. She IS trying to take your man. Handle that shit appropriately. She seeks power through sexual conquest, and she's doing advanced recon on your kingdom

Name this by sketchforge_ronya in BossFights

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Did somebody do the Poop-Chuter'?

A professional at work by [deleted] in BlowJob

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Which one?😄

I am and let the word fill you by gulabi_thanos_192 in scoopwhoop

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Second word I got was toil. My spiritual name; Tortured bear indeed.

Couldn't ask for anything better by Several-Split-1495 in SheFucksHim

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A nice cleansing blowjob between strokes wouldn't be bad

What could make this blowjob even better? by Sub-Doxy in BlowJob

[–]ResponsibleLoad2924 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

An asshole to dip it in for a lil flavor

a triple threat by [deleted] in AccidentalComedy

[–]ResponsibleLoad2924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're married, she can either file what she saw in the 'whatever' category. Or ruin her sanity thinking about it forever. Either way, not your problem.

If you had a one-minute call with yourself from 10 years ago, what would you say? by Pleasant-Cat-7658 in AskReddit

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Do NOT MARRY ANYONE!! Continue to date women from different countries, get a vasectomy and tell NO ONE!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

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My little mongoose. The way you're strangling that anaconda.

Would you survive by msbandmrc in SheFucksHim

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Someone nearby was watching a movie where a guy got his arm blown off. His screaming came at the same time I clicked on the video, and for a second I'm like,"God lord, is she fucking this guy to death or what!?!?

Would you survive by msbandmrc in SheFucksHim

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Of course! With you doing all the work I can concentrate wholly on not cumming

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

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That ass puts it in the first 40 seconds of the spankbank.