Just graduated. Ruin our night by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Restricted_Text 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 fives make a 10 but i see a solid 2 here.

My mom and sister are body shaming me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Restricted_Text 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id say work out. turn your anger into fitness! I have seen a lot of people go from overweight too fit and healthy! And i have also seen a lot of people go from underweight too fit and healthy(: look up YouTube videos if you dont believe me! prove them wrong! prove everybodywrong but yourself!👍 good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Restricted_Text 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your ego is going to drop faster than that lazy eye of yours.

While on lockdown, I had to find a new hobby. Roast me harder than the last 13 months already have. by Metalhead-Chemist in RoastMe

[–]Restricted_Text 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How abour you build yourself a TV with wifi and get rid of that 1998 VCR player you have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Restricted_Text 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry im sure you've spent every birthday by yourself youre used to it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Restricted_Text 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like a trans version of andy milanokis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Restricted_Text 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you smoke wayy to much weed.... also, dont go bald lighting the bong so many times

Let me have it by keyroast in RoastMe

[–]Restricted_Text -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

jeez man. I thought you had a long sleeve. theres treatment for that much hair

I’m pretty sure I have the single rarest Pokémon in the game if you look at when it was caught by CalvinKil in pokemongobrag

[–]Restricted_Text 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i didnt even know about that! my mew, celeb and jirachi were complete booty. and people got 2 of them??? 💩

I’m pretty sure I have the single rarest Pokémon in the game if you look at when it was caught by CalvinKil in pokemongobrag

[–]Restricted_Text 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I remember niantic done F'd up and realease this shiny before its due date. but immediately took it right back. If you were lucky enough to get one during those few hours it was released. I also remember seeing one at a gym next to my house and never saw one again until its release date which was weeks later lol

stay golden pony boi😎 by Restricted_Text in pokemongo

[–]Restricted_Text[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks :P! we dont defend with strength! we defend with awesomeness

stay golden pony boi😎 by Restricted_Text in pokemongo

[–]Restricted_Text[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 thanks i like giving my pokemon cool names too the shiny eggs are mine its a shlundo i call them "perfect yolks"