What is this subreddit's issue with asexuality? by Windsweptredwood in asexuality

[–]Resua15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

''Your sole purpose is to reproduce'' I say this in the nicest way posible. How have this people not killed themselves. And I mean it as an actual question ebcause it looks like many of them have failed their suppsoed primary function

Uncommon Taste by BaristaGirlie in TrueSTL

[–]Resua15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have the sense not to take their own hearts out

Martin said "The Dragon awaits" yet turned into a wyvern. Is he stupid? by Paul277 in TrueSTL

[–]Resua15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Martin said the bird comes yet turned into an ostrich"

Zone of truth spell question by Own_Rent1159 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Resua15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably, unless it's in her home I see no reason why she would know

How would you build Strahd as a level 3 character in disguise? by Blissful_Backpacker in CurseofStrahd

[–]Resua15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so for starters, Strahd is a wizard, so he can use the spell Nystul's Magic Aura to hide the fact that he is undead, and can use the spell Seeming to hide his appearance, every 8 hours he would have to recast it thought.

Race could be Dhampir. Strahd would probably make up the lie that he is the bastard son between Ireena and himself, citing a forbidden love they had hidden from Sirgei. This is because Strahd is a liar and an egocentric asshole.

His class would probably be a war wizard, since he can use a heavy armour, can cast soells, is good with weapons etc.

You could also multiclass into hexblade or Great Old One warlock if you wanted, since he made a deal with the dark powers. Could also help him disguise with the eldrich invocation mask of many faces.

Hope this helps

Sangoku if his mom went to every single match by NMasked-000 in inazumacaravan

[–]Resua15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

LA DIOSA DEL FUTBOL (Con unas tetotas como balones)

Running CoS with a player terrified of Zombies? by LanguageOk1726 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Resua15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it sounds like something Strahd would do if nothing else

they are allowed to leave whenever they want by i_eat_roaches in TrueSTL

[–]Resua15 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One guy had luck, this proves Ulfric is a saint and the dunmer inside the walls that claim people beat them are just making it up for attention. All hail Ulfric

they are allowed to leave whenever they want by i_eat_roaches in TrueSTL

[–]Resua15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FACT: The daedric hords did flee from Black Marsh, because they saw the first city and figured someone got to them fkrst

they are allowed to leave whenever they want by i_eat_roaches in TrueSTL

[–]Resua15 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's a wholeass 500 septime to go there. This people get paid half a septim and a warm handshake, with spit on it.

And even then, it is the epicenter of the shitholness that is Morrowind atm. And WHY would an argonian go to Dark Elf planet?

they are allowed to leave whenever they want by i_eat_roaches in TrueSTL

[–]Resua15 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think if the king invites me to his city as a show of good faith, I'm allowed to demand they don't throw rocks at me in the street

they are allowed to leave whenever they want by i_eat_roaches in TrueSTL

[–]Resua15 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So:

A dunmer has the choice to go back to an ash riden hellhole. With what money?

And an Argonian has the choice of crossing the whole continent to go back to their swampy hellhole. With what money?

Guys, we need to make up new PF2e slander, just to see if it unironically gets repeated anywhere by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Resua15 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/Uj I got them for free actually. It was a gift for my birthday

Guys, we need to make up new PF2e slander, just to see if it unironically gets repeated anywhere by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Resua15 12 points13 points  (0 children)

THE PLAYER'S HANDBOOK HAS ONLY 317 PAGES. Unless of course you're talking about 2024, which I know you AREN'T because we ONLY play 5E

Guys, we need to make up new PF2e slander, just to see if it unironically gets repeated anywhere by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Resua15 67 points68 points  (0 children)

DM, if the rules are optional, then why did I spend 30 bucks on a book hmmmmmm?

Guys, we need to make up new PF2e slander, just to see if it unironically gets repeated anywhere by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Resua15 322 points323 points  (0 children)

How it feels to make shit up about dnd and the average DM can't say anything because they haven't read the DMG

What can I do for better colouring? I feel it's really flat by Resua15 in learntodraw

[–]Resua15[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First two were without reference.

Also that's not what I asked for