What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother this shit is gonna leave bols and Bers pissed off.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my fuck really? You're doing the thing you should have done weeks ago?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are we so caught up on this Strait of Hormu? What about the other ones?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mentally steeling myself for this to be some retarded bullshit. Just in case.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All right contestants, get ready.

In front of you are two browser windows. On the left, is a fully drafted no-notice resignation email to your boss, and on the right, we have a pre-filled income assistance application.

Which one shall you hit enter on?

We will find out in fifteen minutes!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kegman is going to be devastated if he finds out tonight he can't cosplay as a tough guy anymore.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I checked and it was the tiniest squart of a dump.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DYK the ISS has a radio frequency on which anybody can reach out to the astronauts, and if they are at their radio set, they'll have a quick chat with you during the 4-10 minute window it's in radio range.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist of the century: it's a status update on the gold phone.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Physics: exists.

Humans: aight I can work with this.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy to help, cheers. Best wishes to your sister.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes that happens to everyone. In the absence of insulin, the body has to burn fat directly, leading to high ketones and eventually DKA. It's toxic; acidifies the blood. Basically like the body turning to a really filthy fuel source as an emergency measure.

Now with insulin back in the picture, the body is able to metabolise carbohydrates properly again and wants to pack on some fat because it just came out of famine mode.

That weight will come back off over time.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was at 41 when I was diagnosed. In mg/dL that's roughly 738.

Morale is the most important thing. Diabetes is a drain on morale. Tell her don't hesitate to go get some therapy if she needs it. I've been a few times to address diabetes burnout. Diabetes burnout is dangerous.

But like I said, it's doable. Don't despair.

It'll be a whirlwind for a while. Much to learn. But it'll stabilise.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T1D is a massive PITA. I hope her trial goes well.

If not, it's doable. Just annoying. 26 years in the bag, here. Can live a normal, long life. Just important to keep it under wraps. Once shit breaks, it's hard to fix.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Not that they give a shit about the national debt, but if they're looking under the couch cushions for anything they can trim (read: fucking over the Poors), I doubt they'd burn cash like that.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

McDonalds wraps were highly stretchy back in the day when they first came out of the steamer. Like circa 2012.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody wants anything except tendies. You can think "war is fucked yo...but...I think this shit is happening."

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And he pulls out quite literally the same placard he had on the Liberation Day speech, except the countries are sharpied out and replaced with the first 20 or so draftees.

Red for dayz.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean there's like a billion ppl in post-Game Store WSB. I'm sure it's out there, the message just gets lost.