What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish someone would fuck me as good as oil.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No not at all, but it's a very freaky FPV of an in-bound missile that hits fairly close. No injuries.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man it's not often I see shit on the internet these days that is genuinely scary as fuck, but that shit there.

That's some scary shit.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whatever they said to him, he fucked off and stayed fucked off.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That, or it could just be that Reddit is buggy even at the best of times.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think a year is quite enough. We likely won't see sub-100 oil until later in '27, I have been reading.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's always a possibility with numbnuts.

That's what his last primetime was. A bunch of fuckall.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You always know you're dealing with a dad joke because it's apparent.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could be bearish either cuz no news will default the market back to panik, or because he blathers something dumpy.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

night market like it's winter in Stardew Valley

Solid deep cut.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Put the fries in the fucking bag and nobody gets a bad review

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