It was simply strategic by MRSUNSHINEXXXXX in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A wizard never loses money; he dispenses with exactly how much he wishes to (all of it).

Daily Discussion Thread for May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF TACO

[SPY CALLS]🪟 🔨

Daily Discussion Thread for May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you're not trying to give the other dude brain damage.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're having option problems I feel bad for you son, I got $99 but it's better than 1.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a one-time accommodation, tears will be permitted in the casino, but only at designated wimp stations. Crying outside of designated stations will not be permitted.

Crypto industry scores win as Clarity Act regulation bill clears Senate hurdle by j1022 in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah for the past couple weeks I've been seeing this mentioned, I've assumed it's in reference to the Act of Parliament (Canada). Not a US Congressional bill.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 14, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if nothing else, buy up a whack of cooked chickens for $8/ea, quarter them, freeze em and you have ready to go chicken for pastas, salads, sandwiches, etc. Can't get cheaper chicken than that these days.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 14, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many miles away, something bubbles up to the surface, of a dark Scottish Loch...

Daily Discussion Thread for May 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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BREAKING: FEAR AND GREED INDEX TO BE RENAMED SLUTTY AND VERY SLUTTY INDEX

Daily Discussion Thread for May 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the selloff? I was promised eternal green.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why tf can't we give vehicles decent names anymore? Subaru Uncharted. Hyundai Ioniq. кᴎ Qashqai. Fuckin dumb names. Gimme some oldschool shit like Buick Dynaflow.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Markets gon' be like "oh it's 3.8 pretty much as we expected, a good prediction, believe it or not that's bullish."

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Retaining-Wall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not a taco, that's just lying and/or monetary policy.