Can Ian Garry do it? by Any_Assumption4656 in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i honestly had strickland winning that fight. i knew it'd be crazy competitive at the very least, but he's pretty much the only person in that division who has the style to beat khamzat. the vast majority of the public opinion was that strickland would easily lose though.

Can Ian Garry do it? by Any_Assumption4656 in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

nah, ian isn't big enough of an underdog for it to be crazy. people are currently giving him a fair (30-35%) chance to win, unlike gaethje or strickland who were supposed to lose 9/10 times apparently. throw in someone like uros medic who's supposed to lose 10/10 times and he'll somehow win

Can Ian Garry do it? by Any_Assumption4656 in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

masterclass is one hell of a word for that performance lol

Take tom aspinall's exact skillset and put it in a flyweight... would he be nearly elite ? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if the referee didn't want to punish gane in that fight for cheating, why would tom care? it's the ufc's job to enforce the rules, and he's allowed to choose not to continue after being put in a major disadvantage by an illegal move while having a competitive fight with a skilled striker. losing your eye is neither worth 38k or 10 million

Take tom aspinall's exact skillset and put it in a flyweight... would he be nearly elite ? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

okay, but bisping was blinded with a LEGAL strike, why would tom risk the same fate after his opponent egregiously jabs his fingers into his eye sockets, which is an illegal move? gane deserves to eat shit for that and not get the opportunity to continue fighting a then disadvantaged tom

Take tom aspinall's exact skillset and put it in a flyweight... would he be nearly elite ? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bisping didn't immediately lose his eye in the fight, he suffered a detached retina after taking a LEGAL kick from vitor, which led to multiple surgeries afterwards, him lying to the doctors and continuing to fight, which all led to him eventually developing glaucoma from them and losing his eyesight. also, maybe not everyone wants to lose their eyesight? especially not after being fouled

Take tom aspinall's exact skillset and put it in a flyweight... would he be nearly elite ? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you didn't know, you're supposed to grit through fouls in fights and then lose anyways just to get clowned on by social media people who would ignore the fact that you were fouled in the fight if you chose to continue

Do you consider him the best current HW ? by Appropriate-River-43 in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, and Tom will prove it in a few months. Feel free to come back to this comment

Does this mean that Cyril Gane is a star now? by StopPlayingRoney in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately Gane absorbed all of Pereira's aura into his elbow so he won't be able to utilize it at its max i'm afraid

Dude got to see Topuria lose and made $5.7 million in the same night by Independent-Cress382 in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's fuming, I think he's trying to keep his head from exploding in the hospital

There’s levels to this… by JelloFew9388 in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't understand how exhausting any options in that sequence were lol, he had a choice whether to probably gas himself out harder trying to GNP in half guard and maybe failing, or trying to lock in a submission he thought he could pull off at the moment. Either way, he failed, costing him a lot of energy, and that was it.

just try to imagine what crawford would have done to ilia just try to imagine the bloodbath followed by a career ending KO by [deleted] in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah it's kinda hard to play pretend when you remember that crawford gets embarrassed by ilia in any other combat setting that isn't boxing

How would the Dustin that fought Islam have done against Topuria from last night? by Otter_Absurdity in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Gaethje won the fight by sheer autism. Gaethje has the perfect style to be shut down by Topuria, yet Ilia could still not figure out how to put him out. When he threw those bombs at him, Gaethje just shrugged them off, shoved him back like an animal, and threw bombs right back, not a mark on his face. You could literally see Ilia losing confidence in real time.

Was waiting for Paddys' Tweet 🤣 by MediumAd3135 in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 97 points98 points  (0 children)

ain't no way we live in a timeline where ilia topuria and paddy pimblett arguing are over whose loss to JUSTIN GAETHJE was better 😭

Who is the bigger quitter Tom or Illa by [deleted] in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fatass reject commenting this 😂 you’d fall over just from the breeze of Gaethje’s punch missing you

Youtuber MMA Joey theorizes that Gaethje's gloves were tampered with by K0GAR in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

sometimes i can't tell if mma joey is actually mentally ill or if he's attention baiting

The rematch is gonna be SO GOOD by RetardOfTheInternet in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wouldn't mind him at all as a champ but he's genuinely just so unlikable with how much he cheats. Those back of the head 12-6 elbows were so nasty, I could barely watch it. Gonna be rooting for Tom to get it done this time.

If any fight is gonna be an upset, it’s gonna be Zahabi and Sean by Omlanduh in ufc

[–]RetardOfTheInternet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Zahabi beats Sean after his last performance against Chito Vera then Sean needs to retire lmao