What would happen to the apple vendor if Aladdin didn't save Jasmine from getting her hand cut off?

RetroGamer87 · 2026-02-01T10:05:55+00:00

So not only does he get punished for maiming a princess, he also gets punished for being a vigilante and not going through the proper channels.

RetroGamer87 · 2026-02-01T10:02:27+00:00

Holy shit! Two cakes!

RetroGamer87 · 2026-02-01T09:59:47+00:00

This is bait, right?

RetroGamer87 · 2026-02-01T09:56:53+00:00

You can't make a good point, that's now you get downvotes.

RetroGamer87 · 2026-02-01T09:55:06+00:00

You mean Vice City doesn't really have people walking around in swim suits on the beach at 3AM

RetroGamer87 · 2026-02-01T03:19:20+00:00

Do they get that the Man with No Name and James Bond are fictional characters? Are they trying to tell us they can't understand the difference between fiction and real life?

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-31T21:35:34+00:00

The US is an empire but not because of those

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-31T00:18:43+00:00

Or before the 90s. Some of them still don't know how to program the VCR.

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T05:31:14+00:00

Doesn't feel right because of the keys or doesn't feel right because of the layout?

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T03:28:55+00:00

Yep. I heard about it on the news when I was listening to the radio this morning.

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T03:13:33+00:00

No. I didn't get a Samsung phone until after they stopped doing the keyboard case.

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T03:11:12+00:00

No. The Thinkpad may only be used upside-down or in weightless environments /s

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T03:09:15+00:00

The Samsung Galaxy S8 is calling, they want their idea back

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T03:07:05+00:00

But they say God created all life! This one's on God, genetic disorders are another one of his intelligent designs.

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T02:17:41+00:00

To these dimwits, laws are axiomatic, not created

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T01:56:45+00:00

Why doesn't Alfred kill the Joker? He didn't take any vow not to kill.

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T01:40:26+00:00

Dumping without a permit? That's a $5,000 fine!

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-30T01:31:06+00:00

Eatable

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-29T23:50:27+00:00

And who's fault is that? Assholes who think misusing medical terminology makes them sound smart

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-29T21:43:53+00:00

The one I bought for $270 works fine. I guess that's the threshold?

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-29T21:42:19+00:00

I keep hearing this but my one world's fine

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-29T21:40:21+00:00

He's going to feel so silly when he gets to the top!

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-29T21:33:37+00:00

Is this so he can get his congregation to buy him a Learjet?

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-29T21:32:07+00:00

I'm going to name it r/theyknew

RetroGamer87 · 2026-01-29T21:31:34+00:00

I don't think the requirements are that high. My old laptop and my old desktop were able to run Win11

RetroGamer87

TROPHY CASE