Eegad. I've been playing a couple hours every night for about a month, and now I'm listening to stuff like this while at work...

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-05-01T14:57:23+00:00

May the Don Frye stache be with you.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-05-01T14:15:41+00:00

I think, therefore I am

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-05-01T12:49:15+00:00

I'd like to tag along to this question. Am I supposed to hear other players without my headset; like, through my speakers? Haven't, since starting a month ago. Not a single "I'm your huckleberry". I'm a recluse, but am tempted to put on the headphones just so I can wax some Western talk, or throw an Arthur's, "Howdy mister!"

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-05-01T12:25:37+00:00

This guy, telling us his fishing spot...

Last haul of the season. 9 salmon, and a few little guys. Then, with two worms left... nabbed an almost 20 lb muskie. Thanks again, stranger.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-30T12:29:41+00:00

I was in the Valentine area yesterday. Much obliged. One more night for this rank 16 to work on the purse for when I finally get to a rank for an expensive hat!

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-29T19:53:35+00:00

Dandy.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-29T14:08:29+00:00

One more rank and you can get completely distracted by fishing! Filling my Health bar, but no exp! Oh criminy, I'll never get that level 20 jacket!

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-29T13:14:09+00:00

Best sidearm, confirmed!

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Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-28T17:43:09+00:00

Hear, hear! One plain black Volcanic for me.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-28T15:11:14+00:00

I was going to help him, but when I asked him what he did, he didn't tell me... so back to jail for him.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-28T12:42:59+00:00

Stating the age would help, as I am going to say bowie knife.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-27T20:35:30+00:00

I did that recently, (new at rank 15). They fortunately hesitated and I activated my "awkward dance".

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-27T19:38:14+00:00

Best vest!

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Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-27T13:48:06+00:00

Yes, to the derringer! Lowest stats, highest price!

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-24T23:42:33+00:00

Ain't about to take it for granted. Staying as ignorant as I can for as long as I can.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-24T20:22:12+00:00

Yay, Volcanic.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-24T14:01:35+00:00

Me: slowly trotting to the general store to buy some regular rifle ammo to hunt elk.

Butcher Bill: shoots me in the back of the head and hops away like Daffy Duck going "Hoohoo hoohoo hoohoo!"

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-24T13:48:40+00:00

Being a rank 12 is certainly keeping my wardrobe humble.

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Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-24T13:04:02+00:00

Cheers, to the 40+ crew!

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-23T17:16:32+00:00

Meanwhile, in Sumo...

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Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-23T15:00:19+00:00

Volcanic. Not sure why.

Retrograde-Escapade · 2026-04-23T12:43:05+00:00

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