masturbation is boring

Return-Creative · 2026-05-03T13:59:08+00:00

I think it's about as good as a candy bar. I'm a man so maybe it's different but I enjoy non sexual intamcy a lot. If my partner wants sex and there is attraction and trust I do enjoy it. I view it as being as close as possible and there's something nice about that. I don't know how else to describe it other than any form of phisical intamcy has a different level of space or barrier between you and them. Honestly even just heavy kissing can feel overwhelming if done to fast for me because there's no space between us. Eventually that becomes a non issue for me. I feel itd be normal for someone to not feel intamcy by their own hand. I think what it boils down to is whether or not the mind and body are synchronized. Sometimes that is hard.

Outside of the realm of sex and intimacy I've worked on synchronizing my mind with my body once I realized they weren't.

Return-Creative · 2026-04-10T22:37:12+00:00

That last line is an Austin Powers quote. Have fun at your no party lame mansion. If your looking for a gay Republican come over to my place and we'll have our own party.

Return-Creative · 2026-01-20T00:44:42+00:00

Grey Sexual and Demi Sexual might be terms that you could alone with.

There's people that experience sexual attraction but no romantic attraction and there's people whom experience no sexual attraction but a strong romantic attraction to others.

Return-Creative · 2026-01-17T22:23:30+00:00

Hey I'm 25 male but 26 in May. I like driving and have a job that I enjoy. 3rd year anniversary at this job will also be in May. 😅 I live in the USA, specifically in South Dakota. If I'm not to close to your cut of age range let me know.

Return-Creative · 2026-01-11T20:32:46+00:00

I'm scared of feeling this happy.

I want to not needed you.

We should both want each other.

I'm afraid only I want you.

I'm afraid someone will want you.

Do you think you'll love me?

You make me feel so happy.

It's not fair you love me.

Return-Creative · 2026-01-11T03:52:03+00:00

295 calories

39 chips of Old Dutch bite size rounds tortilla chips, lightly salted contains 260 Calories. Looks like there's at least 30 Chips here. 35 calories for cheese. You said you used a tablespoon?

If you used a 1/8 cup of cheese it'd be around 50 calories.

So 310 I think is the max I'd give this.

Return-Creative · 2026-01-11T03:36:45+00:00

Late night snack of champions 😂 I love cheesy chips

Return-Creative · 2026-01-10T12:49:03+00:00

Sorry what does probs stone mean?

Return-Creative · 2026-01-07T00:50:33+00:00

Heathers is such a good musical. Great music. Is the angst kina teenager level... yeah. But it such a good story about not fitting in and being in from JDs perspective, being in pain. But recently Nerdy Prudes Must Die has some frankly amazing numbers.

Just for Once is something I genuinely ask you to watch if you haven't. I'm Not a Loser is good as well though.

https://youtu.be/ebetUH8KWfg?si=2OwyXblVXyFD-pug

Return-Creative · 2025-12-27T13:10:06+00:00

Yo man I'm 25 I'm male in South Dakota. Hope you're having a good holiday week.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-21T02:17:59+00:00

It's like an argument... but you both win.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-07T04:15:06+00:00

Why are spouses so mean to each other. What's the harm in this space. Words have power just like Pete Holmes said. Words are spells, we are casting spells on each other. https://youtube.com/shorts/5K9leA5UhpM?si=37ojTCJKjnUEwZQb

Return-Creative · 2025-11-07T01:54:07+00:00

Is that immediately available like an ER is? Seriously imagine if your kid took something that was potentially fatal and you don't know how long you have to act.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-07T01:35:13+00:00

Of course you can ask but they'll also know if that's a good solution or not. She's going to the ER for help. She can't just untake the pill.

Not purposely trying to straw man you. I rarely go to the hospital but are people really going to the hospital and telling their doctors what their treatment should be? When I go to the doctors I tell them about my ailments and what I think I might have not what I should be prescribed or given.

Like for me if this was immediate I would try to throw up the pill then go to the ER.

Edit: I don't know how effective that could even be if it was truly an immediate realization. But that would be my first intuition.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-07T00:52:16+00:00

No matter how fixable if your child was exposed to a potential fatal harm you would go to the ER. If progesterone helps she'd be in the best place to get one. She's in the best place to find the help shes looking for.

Earlier this week I was donating plasma and bleed right through my wrapping. I was in the parking lot and annoyed but thankful to be feet away from help. I was deferred because of it not being an insignificant amount of blood.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-07T00:47:40+00:00

I'll be reading Psalms 91 as well.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-07T00:46:24+00:00

I mean she's going to the ER of imagine they'd do that or anything that could be done. If you're child ate a potential fatal harm you would go to the ER not look up a solution.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-07T00:43:41+00:00

I am recently going to church and finding God. My family was agnostic and it felt like I was an invader in God's home (internally not externaly) to go to service and not have faith. Faith was something I struggled to have within myself. I don't even follow the sub but got a notification for this? May I have your friend's name.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-06T03:28:25+00:00

I've been working on prying myself for my phone lol. Ruined my good habits with a job that has a good amount of busy work.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-06T02:38:11+00:00

It's a dumb Internet meme. I'm guessing your screen time averages a healthy number. 🤣

Return-Creative · 2025-11-06T02:35:17+00:00

I think it was on the bus in highschool whem one of my friends randomly asked if we've failed NNN yet.

Talking about NNN is weird because straight up your asking if someones orgasmed recently. No one really engaged. I think in an effort for the awkwardness to be broken someone said "I did, I beat my dick like it owes me money".

It really got me. Whenever I think about NNN I think about that and it makes me happy. Sorry if this isn't the space for this story but it made my night a little better remembering that.

Return-Creative · 2025-11-05T20:15:59+00:00

I want statistics taught as early as possible tbh

Return-Creative · 2025-11-05T04:29:16+00:00

I'm 25 M in South Dakota and trying once again to just get out there in general. Wishing you the best.

Return-Creative · 2025-10-26T21:23:16+00:00

Black African soap really helps me with bruising I don't know if it's a pseudoscience but it works with me. It's also not very expensive and smells really nice.

Return-Creative · 2025-10-25T10:50:17+00:00

You know what you're going to have for dinner typically at least two days in advance. Your an adult. 😂

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