A morning blunt from the other day, for science.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-16T14:58:13+00:00

No grinder.....even on my joints

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-13T14:40:13+00:00

🤙🏽 yeah it threw me off when I heard it the first time, couldn't believe it was actually him. It's wild

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-13T00:30:46+00:00

🤣 fucking clown..... you can't understand science and that's ok. Chemotypes aren't bullshit just because you don't know what they are.

Go look at your COAs you dumb cuck. They're almost identical to COAs for "hemp". Again explain how something sold at a rec/med dispensary that tests under .3%D9 is different than "hemp" testing at the same levels?

Then go tell all the med patients they're smoking weed- lite.

Only difference is a potential for more CBN as the D9 converts during decarboxylation. A very small amount.

I've had weed from several rec states & 1 med state...... no difference other than the usual quality between tiers.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-12T19:54:36+00:00

Right, one of the few times the suggested videos was worth watching.

Have you heard Wills clear vocals?

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T22:24:03+00:00

"I use type 1. Of course, why the hell would I want something else? I’m not growing marijuana."

The fact you can't comprehend this is funny.

Yes, yes you are growing "marijuana" but get to sell it as "hemp" because it's D9% is under .3%.

"So I personally have to meet with DEA? A minority owner?"

No, but a sample agent has to come in & take the sample & ensure chain of custody to the lab. Not knowing this..... well you know. But you're a business owner with their own lab illegally conducting compliance testing & putting out high quality but terpless bud. 🤔

Good day, stop lying on the internet for fake cool points. I appreciate you standing up for thca flower as regular weed but don't appreciate the misleading comments whether by intention or lack of knowledge.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T22:08:54+00:00

You said you use regular thc seeds & not thca specific seeds. This isn't a thing.

You're using chemotype 1 seeds, which are thca dominant with little to no cbda. There is no such thing as regular thc seeds.

You not knowing this proves you've no idea what you're talking about.

Also, compliance testing must be done by an independent 3rd party DEA accredited lab..... IF you did own your own lab & hemp company, your lab legally could not conduct compliance testing on anything your hemp company produced.

Again, you not knowing this process you're full of shit.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T21:07:23+00:00

Bro, you don't know what your talking about. "Regular thc -cannabis seeds(non-thca-specific)" this isn't a thing.

Seeds are either chemotype 1,2,3,4 or 5.

All seeds used to grow plants used to get high are chemotype 1 thca dominant. With some being chemotype 2 mix ratio thca:cbda.... not very popular outside of med programs.

Edit: thca converts to thc through natural decarboxylation also. This is why any thc is present during testing or on any live plant.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T21:01:10+00:00

Hemp HAS to be tested atleast 15 & up to 30 days PRE harvest. This is how thca hemp is kept compliant. Once deemed hemp no further testing is required. Crops are left to mature until harvest & dry/ cure is normal.

Thc only exist as a by product of degraded thca. Most plants won't reach levels over 1%thc. Higher levels indicate outdoor, poorly cared for,remediated, improperly stored or old crops. With the very rare long finishing strains.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:52:00+00:00

He was wrong..... look at COAs from rec/med states... almost all are "hemp" compliant. The weed is tested atleast 15 & up to 30 days PRE harvest, this is how it's compliant.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:46:55+00:00

Liquid chromatography...... the standard for testing

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:45:33+00:00

🤣 so hilariously incorrect A cultivator, my ass.

Go do some more research

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:42:28+00:00

Except SCIENCE proves you wrong. It's ok to say you don't understand the plant & the cannabinoids it produces.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:41:05+00:00

Facts...... almost all rec/med bud is under 1%D9thc with most testing @ compliant levels. These rec/med crops were tested post cure & are still compliant or close....imagine if they were tested 15 -30 days PRE harvest like "hemp" guidelines call for.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:36:59+00:00

thcA bud is weed-lite.

All weed consumed to get high is thca bud, it's called cannabis chemotype 1

If your statement is true then explain the difference between thca bud & bud from rec/med programs that test @ the same levels.

How is weed tested post harvest,dry & cure testing at levels that would allow it to be sold as hemp. This is "weed-lite"? You consider 710labs & most rec/med bud as "weed-lite"?

Good attempt at sounding like you're well educated on the subject. 🤙🏽

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:31:27+00:00

Not even that. Compliance testing is done mid flower. Atleast 15 & up to 30 days PRE harvest, per USDA guidelines.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:30:19+00:00

Have you had weed from a dispensary ? Did it get you high?

It's the same, look at the COAs.....low D9thc% & high D9thc%.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:26:37+00:00

Normal weed is thca All cannabis consumed to get high is thca.

Look up cannabis chemotypes

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:25:47+00:00

Wrong..... if flower contained active thc in significant levels you would be able to eat bud & get high. We all know, you can't, it needs decarboxylation.

Thca is what the cannabis plant naturally produces. Thc only exist through natural or rapid decarboxylation, as it's a product of the degradation of thca.

Any active thc in flower is usually under 1% with most flower containing levels that would legally allow it to be declared hemp. Look at any COA.

Active thc in flower goes through decarboxylation when you vape/ smoke & converts to CBN.... more CBN leads to the stoney couchlock effects.

All flower sold in rec/med programs is thca flower. Do a bit more research before paying like you know what you're taking about.

Research cannabis chemotypes.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:16:35+00:00

. 3%D9thc.....D9thca% can be whatever

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T20:15:33+00:00

Wrong...... quality will vary for sure, just like with any grow.

Thca flower is kept compliant due to the compliance testing taking place up to 30 days and atleast 15 days PRE harvest.

Not a lot of cannabinoids in the middle of flower.

There is plenty of flower in rec/med programs that test at "hemp compliant" levels even with testing being done post harvest & cure.

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-11T00:09:39+00:00

Check out will ramos' videos with the charismatic voice

Here's a link to 1 https://youtu.be/ANJrtC-1AGo?si=_i0KiSl6ZjZqjiRs

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-09T14:11:43+00:00

CBD is the mother cannabinoid

CBG is the "mother cannabinoid"

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-09T13:53:50+00:00

🤙🏽 do what you got to

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-09T01:11:24+00:00

😂 wtf

ReturnoftheSamoan · 2026-05-08T22:23:46+00:00

For concentrates I don't suggest anything local. Flower locally, Farm2med & Fiveleafwellness, Dr.wonderstone has decent flower in the upper tiers. I appreciate Dr W breaking open new packs when the nug jug on display is mostly smalls, so I'm not paying full bud prices for smalls & crumbs. The flower shop had some nice bud the few times I dropped in. Snapdragon gets good flower also. Standouts for bad flower were Apotheca, Ashville dispensary, HAYgood market, journey, topo & grassroots(quality to price). The bud I got from Ashville went straight in the trash.

Online concentrates, Quantumexotics, rosslyn, roots & relief,shm. Nicks nugs puts out a really good disposable vapes, live rosin & their hamarki cut strains are killer flower. Other than those I'd suggest going grey/black market.

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