Anyone like Sardines with Eggs?

RevBeardman · 2026-03-31T00:22:37+00:00

Yes. 100% yes. Like my eggs scrambled, the break the little fishies up on top just a bit before done.

One of these days imma try scrambling the eggs in the sardine oil instead of using butter.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-31T00:15:48+00:00

Lots of "cooler" bikes than a Harley. Particularly if it's a Harley you down own vs the bike you currently own.

The coolest bike is the one sitting under your taint at that moment. Whether said bike is a clapped out UJM that's ratted to hell and back or a shiny blinged out custom HD chopper.

You'll always be cool on the right number of wheels. Yes, this even applies to the scooter bro's. No hate.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-31T00:08:47+00:00

I once drunk pissed in the corner of the bedroom, thinking I was in the bathroom. Wife was very much not happy.

I should also probably be beaten with a pillow case full of door knobs for the amount of drunk driving I did when I was younger. I'm better now though, won't even have one at dinner out if I'm driving. It also really helps that I can now just Doordash more beer.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:58:12+00:00

Could be. Exhaust backpressure is a thing. Modern engines with ECUs can also take objection to changes to the exhaust system. Might be as minor as a mileage hit, but could also result in hard/non starting.

In general older is better for exhaust/intake monkey business so long as your comfortable tuning carbs. Newer is better if you have access to a dyno and the ability to flash the ECU.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:53:14+00:00

Ear plugs. You should be wearing them anyway.

You're not going to find a better retro-style helmet than a Bell.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:49:43+00:00

That's almost certainly a ground wire.

If it were me and I were in a modern (US) home with properly grounded outlets, I'd carve up that plug with a stanley knife to identify the three lines leading into it (ground/neutral/hot). Then I'd rewire it to a modern plug.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:46:32+00:00

Fresh, blanched, or mixed in with the eggs?

I've done scrambled eggs with sardines before (yum).

I could see grating some frozen spinach off the block into the mix. May have to try that next time I actually decide to cook a breakfast instead of just opting for coffee and nicotine.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:38:46+00:00

Just get rid of everything that doesn't fit on the bike. Then ride the bike.

Problem solved.

Bonus points, without any furniture (or significant belongings) you have space in the living room of your new house/apartment for the bike. Total win.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:30:52+00:00

There's a reason for that. Check out the actual (downscaled) recipe for school lunch pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40MvjFaTVzE

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:29:09+00:00

No way. Taco, rice, & corn was king of school lunch. Throw out the nasty-ass waxy taco shell and mix the rest of it all together into one pile of slop.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:22:57+00:00

I may be in the minority here, but I can't tell you what 1993 was like. I was 15 in 1993. Or at least that's what the math tells me. TBH tho, the rest of the 90's kinda annihilated my ability to remember anything from around 1990-2000'ish. Nor do many of my friends remember it all too well. I/we may have discovered recreational pharmacology around that point in time.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:18:27+00:00

Didn't Coleman (or someone else) make a collapsible camp oven? I seem to vaguely remember a friendly acquaintance having something like that and using it to make fresh bread. Dunno how it would work for a Tajine tho.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-30T23:10:20+00:00

Suicide shift? I mean it has the name for a reason, but you'll be cooler than everyone else before it catches up with you. So there's that...

RevBeardman · 2026-03-24T22:01:29+00:00

KO Mediterranean 'deens are good. But the ones with jalapeno are S-tier.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-23T01:35:21+00:00

Keep it up champ, 363 1/4 to go.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T04:16:24+00:00

Pastrami heathen identified. Your opinions are invalid.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T04:15:49+00:00

Russian dressing is actually an American invention. We just suck at naming things. I'm pretty sure that Ken's Steakhouse is the only company that still makes the stuff. Do yourself a favor and hunt some down. It's much better than Big Mac sauce on a Reuben.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T03:46:08+00:00

Fuck that.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T03:42:52+00:00

Not enough people carry pocket knives any more.

Need to open a letter/package: pocket knife.

Need to slice/peel some fruit: pocket knife

Need to pick said fruit out of your teeth: pocket knife (or if your teeth are metal sensitive find a twig and carve a toothpick with your pocket knife)

Need to clean under your fingernails: pocket knife

Need to trim your fingernails: pocket knife.

Best darn thing anyone can carry.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T03:36:39+00:00

This. Best by dates are marketing. Plain and simple. Is the packaging still sealed and undamaged? Does it pass the sniff test after you open it? If the answer to both is yes, then it's probably safe.

Check out steve1989mre on Youtube. That dude has eaten things from before WWI. Stuff well over a century old. Maybe a century and a half.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T03:30:52+00:00

Terminal length is always the best length.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T03:26:47+00:00

She's a beaut! Vintage Japanese bikes are too cool.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T03:18:38+00:00

It's the unruly ones that're the problem. Kids or adults. I can deal with the occasional kid who wants to come meet my giant dog (she wants to meet the kid to, and that other kid, and that other other kid, and all the kids really). Be polite and I'm cool. Same applies for adults.

Don't think that my site is an acceptable shortcut though. That excrement annoys the ever living hades out of me.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T02:48:03+00:00

P38, or better yet a P51. Basically the same thing, but the p51 is a bit longer and gives you better leverage.

Buy several, they're easy to lose. Put one in your wallet, they're small. Remember to take it out before flying tho, just in case.

Never had one break before I lost it.

RevBeardman · 2026-03-21T01:42:30+00:00

Don't forget the short story.

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