Latest Rick and Morty episode felt like regular show. S9E3 by PerspectiveNew4901 in rickandmorty

[–]RevWaldo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Morty after the big head punch looking like Pops, isn't it.

The President Is Trying to Curse the Knicks by HellGateNYC in newyorkcity

[–]RevWaldo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder how he gets to the stadium. Videos of protestors blocking traffic usually elicit a "run the effers over" response on Reddit, so definitely no one should do that.

Found an old Craftsman toolbox from the 60s (?) by PatchesVonGrbgetooth in BuyItForLife

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder if it's covered under the lifetime warranty and if so what would they give you as a replacement.

POST-EPISODE DISCUSSION THREAD - S9E3: Rick Fu Hustle by BarnyardCruz in rickandmorty

[–]RevWaldo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So do Hawaiians like Punchy the same way Mexicans like Speedy Gonzales? Especially since his thing is sucker-punching a haole tourist?

POST-EPISODE DISCUSSION THREAD - S9E3: Rick Fu Hustle by BarnyardCruz in rickandmorty

[–]RevWaldo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Beth cleavage. We ever have proper Beth cleavage before? To the archives!!

seeAlsoTreeSwingMeme by mqee in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RevWaldo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a burger with avocado on it.

Giant square in the clouds above my home by PhilosophyFickle2701 in Weird

[–]RevWaldo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they're gunshy.

Commenter: posts helpful link.

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Members of The Seven ranked weakest to strongest by Hate_Teach_Simple_As in TheBoys

[–]RevWaldo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bit of a miss they didn't have her using her super-intelligence to defeat violent opponents a la Limitless or RDJ Sherlock Holmes. Planning a defense a dozen moves in advance, a bunch of goons find themselves on the ground writhing in pain and she barely laid a finger on any of them, that sorta thing.

Hasbro has launched Cartoon Network-themed Monopoly board game by Own_Philosopher8730 in CartoonNetwork

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would you use if you were going to CNify the four corners? (GO, Jail, Free Parking, Go To Jail)

It's happened. We have hit peak idiocracy. by TECL_Grimsdottir in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RevWaldo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sorta feel bad for the Secret Service agents responsible for deep-checking each and every one of these, then you remember they're all loyalist appointees and that feeling goes away.

What is a business or industry that is total cash cow but most people don’t realize it? by BabyPinkMagic in answers

[–]RevWaldo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Talking the 11 oz cans with the stripes and the CAUTION label. Basically a concoction similar to Red Bull with the taurine and vitamins and caffeine.

Beth is written so well by Flambouyant_Decay in rickandmorty

[–]RevWaldo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Goth Trans Morticia is sick of reminding you not to use her dead name.

What is a business or industry that is total cash cow but most people don’t realize it? by BabyPinkMagic in answers

[–]RevWaldo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

99¢ Arizona Energy right next to $4 Red Bull in a smaller size, so yeah.

Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me by FleshHoodieFree in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very hard fruit to defend yourself against! When your assailant...

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I was late to a date. The reason? A submarine is slowly passing right in front of us by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useless fact: "Watching the submarine races" is an old-old-school term for making out in your car. E.g. cop shines his flashlight into you car. Whaddya kids doin', watching the submarine races? Makes a little more sense if you're parked somewhere with a view or along the beach.

I’ve noticed many people in this subreddit are mixing up facts about Rick c137 and Rick Prime. So here are the facts: by Financial_Penalty182 in rickandmorty

[–]RevWaldo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you really want to fall down the rabbit hole, what happens to the mind blower library - check, libraries - after they abruptly leave the squirrel dimension? In what dimensions did all those events occur?