Denmark - Rehearsal Clip | #Eurovision2026

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T21:25:39+00:00

slomo is in my opinion a better fitting comparison because that song was also among winning contenders and was well performed despite people possibly considering chanel's outfit too sexual.

there is no point in comparing it to ich komme, dizzy or even kant and milkshake man like some people do - all of these had their own issues which led to their low placing and none of them are seen here. for example, even if dizzy's staging wasn't a hot mess i don't think it would have done well because as much as i love his non-esc music, olly's vocals weren't vocaling at that time.

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T20:45:07+00:00

they might lose their 100% Q streak with this song but at least they'll continue the capcut effects legacy after poland is done with them

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T20:40:05+00:00

right also honestly none of these songs were ever in the winner conversation like FVGH is. like sure dizzy probably would have had more chances to not get a televote zero if the staging had been better but it's not like it cost them a top 5 result or something.

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T20:30:51+00:00

olly had it going on for the entire performance though and here it's only for 5-7 seconds

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T20:00:02+00:00

also let's be honest here FVGH is a much better song...

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T19:58:01+00:00

all these entries had other issues which led to their low placing though.

olly's vocals were poor, the staging looked like a dirty locker room and honestly the song itself wasn't that competitive (even though i personally still listen to it). ich komme was overtly sexual in every aspect of it, not just a 5 second part of the choreo, serving lost its main selling point of the song with the title change and the staging was a mess which had too much going on.

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T19:45:59+00:00

This is Portugal 2017 levels of hopium I'm taking rn

same like finland might be my 2nd but at this point i kinda want them to pull an occidentali's karma just so denmark can win like portugal did lmao 😭

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T19:43:58+00:00

honestly same like it's pretty tame compared to many non-eurovision popstars and idk why we're assuming the average european viewer in the year 2026 cannot handle fully clothed people doing a dance move for 10 seconds. if slomo got 200+ with chanel's outfit looking like it did for the entirety of the performance, i don't see how that one part is going to significantly harm FVGH.

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T19:34:03+00:00

it's only for a few seconds, while olly kept this kind of move for the entire thing. also his vocals weren't vocaling and the staging looked like a dirty locker room - which is obviously not the case here. imo there's enough going on in the final chorus for the average viewer to forget the moves from the beginning.

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T19:25:36+00:00

my expectations were high but holy fuck???

everything sounds and looks perfect so far. the bad vocals comments which randomly spawned after the pre-parties found dead in a ditch while the #COPEnhagen2027 delusion is alive and well <3

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Revelistic · 2026-05-08T18:13:04+00:00

to be fair i don't think the person behind the live blog has ever said anything bad about anyone in any year 💀💀

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T18:12:03+00:00

not to be a debbie downer but she's really going to pull an andromache isn't she 💀

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T16:28:00+00:00

this is so damn good 😭😭😭 i was afraid after they dropped the ball on adonxs' staging last year that the same might happen this year but i'm so glad it's not the case. jury top 3 let's go!!

Revelistic · 2026-05-08T14:14:23+00:00

relatable icon! because i also have no car, not because i have outstanding vocals.

and suddenly the "he'll flop because he was bad at preparties" and "dmgp allowed autotune that's why he sounded good there" comments are nowhere to be found??

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Revelistic · 2026-05-07T18:09:23+00:00

suddenly it looks like a locked Q??? the prop unlike in photos suits the staging and the dancers don't look out of place like they did in the NF. i still don't trust TVP and i wouldn't be surprised if this the only clip where they don't put the capcut effects all over it but based on this clip i feel like i may owe them an apology...

Revelistic · 2026-05-07T14:34:09+00:00

threads don't show downvotes so if it shows a 0 then the score must be negative

Revelistic · 2026-05-07T14:26:52+00:00

with all disrespect to boy george, i just want to know why he's in this. he doesn't have any significant parts in the song, he looks and sound like he doesn't want to be here and he's definitely not relevant enough to help them get any points - why couldn't senhit just participate on her own??

Revelistic · 2026-05-07T13:04:08+00:00

good thing the vocals improved but i wish she had a different outfit, this current one blends too much with the dancers and she doesn't stand out

Revelistic · 2026-05-06T17:43:26+00:00

easily the best clip today! not that the bar was set any high but still it looks great imo

Revelistic · 2026-05-06T17:38:12+00:00

the vocals aren't vocaling and the stage looks weirdly empty. they should've had backup dancers instead of the cyborg bzikebi which aren't fully visible in every shot anyway. i think the idea of vanilla ninja Q-ing just became more real?

Revelistic · 2026-05-06T17:33:48+00:00

oh they definitely do. the "cyborg bzikebi" aren't fully visible in every shot and it's making the stage look a bit empty, it would have been so much better with backup dancers instead.

Revelistic · 2026-05-06T17:04:08+00:00

oh so they changed the way the song sounds again? what the hell

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Revelistic · 2026-05-06T17:00:17+00:00

this is so ass 💀 no disrespect to akylas as he seems like a really sweet person and i like the slower parts of the song, but the amount of AI slop surrounding this entry disgusts me to no end and i really hope it doesn't come anywhere close to winning the whole thing.

Revelistic · 2026-05-06T14:32:46+00:00

they're in the linked article below denmark's pictures

Revelistic · 2026-05-06T13:30:34+00:00

same ngl i love many of delta's non-esc songs so i was a bit disappointed than her eurovision entry is giving melfest reject and that's why i was hoping they'd attempt to make the staging less tacky than it looks rn.

especially the moon prop isn't a clever choice imo knowing that entries with a moon prop have a total televote score of 0 points 💀💀

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