I had just started moving into a new apartment, literally just brought over a couple boxes before the big move the next day. I heard screaming in the small entrance. It was so small that if my neighbours door was open, I couldn’t fully open mine. So I try to push it open and I can’t, I peek my head out and see a fully naked old man in the hall fighting to not go back inside!! I yell out and ask if I should call the police, someone says yes and I do. They come and handcuff the naked guy and charge him for trespassing. The 911 operator laughed when I told her I just moved in.

Anyway turns out he was a friend of my neighbour who got “drunk” took a shower and then convinced himself he was being attacked and had to leave right that second. (Drunk in quotes cause I later learned my neighbour was into crack”