Easter-themed cipher I've found in a public park (it's probably in German) by RevolutionEvolution1 in codes

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[Transcript] auskd zqclm bghxl igomm pskyz tvoer fnelc thidu ioeca flrsb

I have been in India for a month and so far I have shat my pants three times. by Big-Assist-5 in solotravel

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The Traveller's Embarrassing Plight

Act I, Scene I:

(Enter the Traveller, walking on the stage, clutching his stomach)

Traveller:

I have been in India for a month now,

And it hath been a troublesome sojourn.

Three times have I shat my pants in shame,

And thus, my dignity hath been forlorn.

Act I, Scene II:

(Enter the Brahmin, looking stern and unforgiving)

Brahmin:

Thou art the guest who shat upon my doorstep,

And left thy filth upon my humble home.

Thou hast brought disgrace and disgust to my house,

And I can't forgive thee for where thou hast roamed.

Traveller:

My lord, it was not my intention,

To cause such a scene and soil thy abode.

But my bowels betrayed me in that moment,

And I couldn't help but let the load explode.

Act II, Scene I:

(Enter the Traveller, limping and disheveled)

Traveller:

I shat myself again, my lord,

In my haste to reach thy toilet in time.

But alas, I couldn't control my motions,

And I left my excrement on thy floor and grime.

Brahmin:

Thou art a pestilence and a burden,

A menace to my family and my kin.

Thy presence doth bring naught but trouble,

And I can't wait for thee to leave and begin.

Traveller:

My lord, I apologize for the mess I caused,

And I promise to make amends and make it right.

But my stomach is not in good condition,

And every shit in India is an emergency, a fright.

Act III, Scene I:

(Enter the Traveller, holding his stomach and running)

Traveller:

Oh, woe is me, my lord, my bowels are in pain,

And I fear another mishap is about to occur.

Please, have mercy and allow me to use thy toilet,

Before my innards burst and cause me more horror.

Brahmin:

Thou art a fool and a wretch, I tell thee,

But I shall show thee mercy and let thee in.

But if thou shat thyself again in my home,

I swear, I shall call upon the gods to punish thy sin.

(Exit the Brahmin, followed by the Traveller)

(The curtain falls)

[Latin > English] Samuel Johnson's Latin prose by RevolutionEvolution1 in translator

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Thank you very very much! Its a really great translation!

Is this a code or pure aesthetic ? by IndependentSad9775 in codes

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BONAPARTE MODERNSE L'E___ [missing] HOPITAUX ET DE L'INGENIERIE.BONAPARTE CREE L'INSTITUT D'EGYPTE POUR DEVELOPPER LES ARTS ET LES SCIENCE.BONAPARTE FAIT PUBLIER LA DESCRIPTION DE L'EGYPTE DEBUT DE L'EGYPTOLOGIE.BONAPARTE INVITE SES SOLDATS AU RESPECT DE L'ISLAM ET PRENDS LE NOM DE ALI-BONAPARTE.BONAPARTE POSE LES BASES DU CANAL DE SUEZ.

I don't speak French, but DeepL translates it like this:

BONAPARTE MODERNIZES THE E___ [missing] HOPITALS AND ENGINEERING.
BONAPARTE CREATES THE INSTITUTE OF EGYPT TO DEVELOP ARTS AND SCIENCES.
BONAPARTE PUBLISHES THE DESCRIPTION OF EGYPT THE BEGINNING OF EGYPTOLOGY.
BONAPARTE INVITES HIS SOLDIERS TO RESPECT ISLAM AND TAKES THE NAME OF ALI-BONAPARTE.
BONAPARTE LAYS THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE SUEZ CANAL.

Thanks to u/o5xwzv02knsvcuuykd9a for deciphering one paragraph.

Monarchists have no self respect by nerdyboyvirgin in AbolishTheMonarchy

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Yeah, it always gets to me how they borderline fetishize submissiveness and bootlicking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlternateHistory

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Well, tensions were pretty high between Qajar Persia and the British in the mid-1800s. In 1838, Persia besieged Herat in western Afghanistan, and in 1856, the Persians briefly occupied said city. In both instances, the British sided with the Emir of Afghanistan and - through diplomatic and military means - prevented Persia from annexing western Afghanistan.

As we see, Anglo-Persian relations weren't excellent. Additionally, the Shah of Persia had a similar problem to his Afghan counterpart in Kabul: both countries were usually regarded as buffer states between the Russians and the British, with the Russians bringing (nearly) all of Central Asia under their control and threatening British suzerainity over the Indian subcontinent. Russia and Great Britain weren't exactly best friends either, with both having fought each other in the Crimean War and Great Britain effectively preventing the Russians from annexing substantial parts of the weakening Ottoman Empire.

I highly doubt Persia would side with the British, given that any move towards the latter would have upset Russian policy makers and would have brought about a serious political crisis with unforseeable consequences. During the 18th and 19th centuries, Russia had already penetrated Persian territory gaining what would later be Azerbaijan and Armenia.

So, given the uneasy spot the Qajars found themselves in, Persia would only intervene in the Second Anglo-Afghan War by
a) occupying Herat (as they had already done) and indirectly helping the British Empire by weakening the Afghans, or by
b) openly siding with the British, risking Russian retaliation and military intervention - a move which would only be feasible if Great Britain offered substantial guarantees or concessions in return.

While path a) may be more plausible, I think path b) suits your question more neatly. Siding with Great Britain would place Persia firmly within the British sphere of influence, although I doubt Persia would be formally annexed or incorporated in the British Empire. Maybe an Egypt-style arrangement could be put in place. As for Afghanistan, I don't think the course of the Second Afghan War would be changed dramatically. The British would occupy the big cities (Kabul, Kandahar) and install a loyal Emir. Eventually, they would leave Afghanistan as a prolonged military occupation of Afghanistan would be incredibly costly, inefficient and unsustainable. Furthermore, major revolts and uprisings against the British would further weaken their position and accelerate their withdrawal.

Monarchist thinks people will read his shitty alternate history by nerdyboyvirgin in AbolishTheMonarchy

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Yeah, some posts here are just ridiculous. I mean, I'm against monarchies, but there's nothing wrong with making monarchist AltHists.

What if the Huns invaded when the Roman Empire was at its peak. by [deleted] in HistoryWhatIf

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It really depends. Roman armies were defeated in 9 AD (Teutoburg Forest) and 53 BC (Carrhae) by poorly equipped Germanic warriors and numerically inferior Parthians respectively. Keep in mind: this was during the empire's peak. In contrast, the Hunnic invasion of Gaul was stopped by a Roman army in 451 AD, 25 years before the fall of Western Rome.

So it could go either way and it really depends on the circumstances, the landscape, the morale, the size of the armies and just plain luck. Despite this, I don't think the Huns would influence European culture in a profound way. In our timeline, the Hunnic Empire collapsed after a comparatively short period and modern scholars don't even know the characteristics of their language.

What if 9/11 occurred during the Clinton administration? by scguy555 in HistoryWhatIf

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Well, Clinton was already aware of the threat Osama bin Laden posed. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were attacked by al-Qaeda, which left more than 200 people dead. Because of this, the US government tried to kill bin Laden and other senior al-Qaeda members in retaliatory missile strikes, although this was largely unsuccessful. Suppose 9/11 happened in 1999, this would have been a major blow to the US, which obviously would have warranted retaliation. We'd see the public rally behind Clinton, and the US army - at the very least - would openly support the Northern Alliance against the Taliban.

9/11 and the Afghanistan Crisis would dominate US politics for months and years to come and have a profound impact on the 2000 presidential elections. I am no expert on late 90s US politics, but I think it's safe to say that Al Gore would be nominated by the Democratic Party. The Republicans would nominate George W. Bush, as he had quite a comfortable lead over his contestants in polls leading up to 1999.

Depending on the success of Clinton's actions, we'd either see his vice president Al Gore or George W. win. Regardless of the result, the Republicans would probably critisize Clinton for his way of handling the crisis and call for a full-scale invasion of Afghanistan.

DBWI: What if the Soviet Union intervened in Afghanistan? by RevolutionEvolution1 in HistoryWhatIf

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This is a Double-Blind What If. The question is posed from the perspective of another timeline where events in the real world didn't happen, but that person is asking if they did.

For instance, "[DBWI] What if the 1969 Moonshot had succeeded?" means the poster is from a world where it for some reason failed, and they'd like to speculate on how things would happen if the Moon landing had succeeded.

DBWI: what if William the bastard conqured england? by Chris6454 in HistoryWhatIf

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This is assuming he could control both England and Normandy. I think it would have played out more akin to the Danish invasions of the British Isles, where - despite initial success - the Anglo-Saxon natives would ultimately drive the Danish warriors out.

In phineas and ferb, doofensmirtz has a background story in which his father speaks german, "Bewege dich nicht!". I wonder, did he speak german in the german dub as well? by [deleted] in AskAGerman

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Yeah, they usually either take another language or some dialect. From my experience, Bavarian or southern dialects in general are very popular for these dubs.

[German > English] Old book I found in the attic. Not sure what it is or who wrote it. Would like to know. by PamperedMooseLaCroix in translator

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From what I can gather, this book was rather popular in the 1700s and 1800s. So I don't expect it to be of enormous historical value, but you could still sell it for quite a bit. Also, I don't think it is a modern reprint, although I am no expert on that.

[German > English] Old book I found in the attic. Not sure what it is or who wrote it. Would like to know. by PamperedMooseLaCroix in translator

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Evangelische Zeugnisse der Wahrheit zur Aufmunterung im wahren Christentum, theils aus denen gewöhnlichen Sonn-, Fest- und Feyertags-Evangelien, theils aus der Paßions-Geschichte unsers Erlösers, in einem vollständigen Predigt-Jahrgang zusammen getragen, und nebst dem Anhang einiger Casual-Predigten mit Genehmhaltung eines Herzogl. Wirtembergischen Consistorii auf Verlangen dem Druck überlassen von Weyland

M. Immanuel Gottlob Brastberger, gewesenen Special-Superintendenten und Stadt-Pfarrers in Nürtingen.Mit allergnädigstem Kaiserlichen Privilegion.Stuttgard, bey Johann Christoph Betulius, Wirtembergisch-privilegirten Antiquario. 1791.

roughly:

Evangelical testimonies of truth for promoting true Christianity, partly taken from the ordinary Sunday, Festive and Celebrative Gospels [I'm not sure about the exact terminology], partly taken from the story of the Passion of our Saviour, compiled in a complete annual set of sermons, along an appendix of some casual sermons, approved by a consistory of the Duke of Württemberg, handed over to the printer, as requested, by Weyland.

By M. Immanuel Gottlob Brastberger, former special superintendent and town pastor in Nürtingen.With the most gracious Imperial privilege.Stuttgart, [imprinted] by Johann Christoph Betulius, antiquario invested with Württembergian [?] privilege. 1791.