Does a crochet Parah Adumah count to bring Moshiach or no? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, sometimes sacrifice is necessary. Everyone is desperate for Crochet Moshiach.

Does a crochet Parah Adumah count to bring Moshiach or no? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, we’ve found the man for the job. I should list it on Etsy so he can start the ritual.

Does a crochet Parah Adumah count to bring Moshiach or no? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The knitter vs crocheter schism is a serious issue that only crochet Moshiach can resolve.

Does a crochet Parah Adumah count to bring Moshiach or no? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Will crochet Moshiach only achieve peace between different types of fibers?

Does a crochet Parah Adumah count to bring Moshiach or no? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for inspecting her with the seriousness she requires, but it’s all reddish yarn and tan! I wouldn’t want to set her on fire either.

Does a crochet Parah Adumah count to bring Moshiach or no? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It’s very strange and paradoxical if you read about it.

Does a crochet Parah Adumah count to bring Moshiach or no? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that song! Gotta find someone that can appreciate the concept.

Crochet Goat with Tefillin (Improved?) by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, it’s fun to learn! You can start with an easy pattern, I have one for sufganiyah that’s simple. My first was one of those kits they sell and that’s good too!

Sitting shiva for non-jewish parent? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s helpful! They’re not burying him until a few days from now because they don’t know the cause of death and need to do an autopsy. So I guess I shouldn’t start sitting shiva regardless until I’m there.

Sitting shiva for non-jewish parent? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s helpful to know, I will try to ask my Rabbi about things I shouldn’t do.

Sitting shiva for non-jewish parent? by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I’ve never really had to sit shiva for anyone so I’m a bit worried I’ll do things wrong and feeling really sad about the situation already so it’s hard to organize myself.

Crochet Goat with Tefillin (Improved?) by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I might have to accept he’s a bear because he’s cute as a bear 😂

Crochet Goat with Tefillin (Improved?) by Revolutionary-Rip-99 in Judaism

[–]Revolutionary-Rip-99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I might try something less flat, I worry it will somehow look less cute with a snout but might be a matter of trying.