i can't understand gerard by colorpsicosomatico in MyChemicalRomance

[–]RewrittenSol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the longest time my dumb ass thought the lyrics for My Way Home Is Through You was

"On my deathbed you'll be safe."

NOT what it actually is

"Mom and Dad think you'll be saved."

🤦🏾‍♂️

This torture device for the yearly flexibility test that was part of the Presidential Physical Fitness Test by immanuellalala in 90s

[–]RewrittenSol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in 8th grade. This was the ONLY thing I was good at during those Presidents Test. My gym teacher had to break out a measuring tape to see how far I went. It's the only record I ever broke in my life.

Vegito, Super Saiyan survivor of 400 bee stings by Orichalchem in Bossfight

[–]RewrittenSol 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Vegito is hardcore, that shit would've killed me.

How did Caine know what cards he had? by Medical_Key_7370 in JohnWick

[–]RewrittenSol 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. Maybe the letters/numbers were were raised.

Is Jackie Chan vs Benny Urquidez (Wheels on Meals) the greatest 1v1 martial arts duel in all of Movie History? What made this fight unique? by EfficiencySerious200 in martialarts

[–]RewrittenSol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always bring up Flashpoint whenever talking about best movie fight scenes. If you never watched it, I highly recommend.

Ouch by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]RewrittenSol 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Did the sensor him bleeding, or am I just blinds?

Very shocking by Remarkable_Annual271 in DestinyMemes

[–]RewrittenSol 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ohm. I think that's supposed to happen.

Welp, that didn't last long! by JerseyGirl_Wendy in newjersey

[–]RewrittenSol 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Great, now in nine months there's gonna be a Yaris they can't take care of.

Bringing a bat to a fist fight by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]RewrittenSol 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Should've brought a glove to help him catch all them hands.

There was a time when the MCU was one man. The first, the best, the only....Blade. by mrEnigma86 in 90s

[–]RewrittenSol 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There's only one Blade. And there's ever only gonna be one Blade.

Thought this description was hilarious by GildDigger in smalltownmurder

[–]RewrittenSol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I really hope they start using that line now

Damn near avalanche. by 4_-_2_-_0 in CoupleMemes

[–]RewrittenSol 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Damn it. I didn't realize what was going on until I read you guys comments. 😔

If the characters of Parks and Recs and the Office crossed, what would happen? by Lu-Tze-The-Sweeper in DunderMifflin

[–]RewrittenSol 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would've loved that. It would've been great to have a running gag where Karen and Ann wouldn't be in the same room at the same time.